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Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Aug 13 2004 / 19:39:20

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = ass

Tags: ass

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

name = the killer
email =
use_email = no
song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tags: blood, dinosaur, doctor, head

Tagged People: the killer

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 24 2005 / 11:12:09

name = puerto rico
email =
use_email = no
qjoke = fuck all white people

Tags: Puerto Rico, white

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 06 2005 / 07:28:14

name = Jesus
email = Not sure
use_email = no
qjoke = HAIL SATAN

Tags: Satan

Tagged People: Jesus Christ

This form was submitted:  Sep 23 2003 / 08:43:28

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Xylophone pieces
submission = Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…gi gi gi gi gi gi gi woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…anyone hear me yet?  can I get a w00t w00t…w00t w00t…w00t w00t…ride wit me…ugh…I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom now…ahhhh…that feels good.  Yes.  No.  Maybe.  Why?  I don’t know.  Should I know?  A few bad apples ruin the bunch.  Throw a crumpled car out of the airplane window and SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!!  Clip out the newspaper article of the eon.  EeEeEeEeEeon.  Why did I do this?  This is a pooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm.  Deal with it.  I can make it however I want!!!  Hahahahahahaha…you don’t stand a chance against me!!!   Lookin’ for fights, eh?  Well, you tell those whackos in tights to get outta my bar and stop singing as if they’re in a movie!!!

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Tags: airplane, car, window, xylaphone

Tagged People: Go Smoke A Toilet

This form was submitted:  Feb 28 2004 / 18:49:04

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Uh
submission = Uh
DO YOU LIKE TO SMOKKKKEEEE WASHING MACHINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS????????????????????????
cuz I do
bye

Tags: smoke, washing machine

Tagged People: Go Smoke A Toilet

Health Stories submission.

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This form was submitted:  Mar 13 2004 / 23:21:27

name = Windowlicker
email = Gimmiename@Drugsmakemecool.com
use_email = yes
type = health stories
title = “Keyboarding level 1A”
submission = (A few of the lines I remember from keyboarding class.The word hash just sticks out to me….heh heh…..)
a salad a jak a jak salad a hash a hash jak jak a hash salad
dads sad sad dad
lads
lad
lad
lad

Tags: keyboard, salad

Tagged People: WindowLicker

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 12 2005 / 05:33:03

name = ME
song = BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

eTc.

Tags: Barney

Tagged People: me

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission.

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This form was submitted:  May 19 2005 / 21:10:05

name = fuck barney
song = Oh fuck barney he should die in a fire then be hung on a stick to dry out then throw him in the bond fire

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, fire

Tagged People: fuck barney

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 27 2005 / 09:21:03

name = barney killer
song = barney sucks barney sucks .. he should die he should die Barney sucks !!!!!

Tags: Barney

Tagged People: barney killer

Anti-Barney the Dinosuar song submission.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 14 2005 / 15:49:00

name = grant and logan hardesty bros
song = i hate you you hate me i think that you suck so go have makeout with duck

Tags: Barney, duck

Tagged People: grant and logan hardesty bros

Anti-Barney the Dinosuar submission

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This form was submitted:  Jun 12 2005 / 17:56:22

name = kjku
song = barney is on  fire. he  must die. this  dosnt ryme

Tags: Barney, fire

Tagged People: kjku

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur form.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 11 2005 / 19:04:05

name = Cat
song = lets all get to geatter and kill barney hang him from a tree

Tags: Barney, cat, dinosaur

Tagged People: Cat

Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.

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This form was submitted:  May 31 2005 / 12:51:16

name = crackhead
email = crack@crackisgood.ca.mb
use_email = no
song = yah i wan’t to kill that purple bastard!  I’ll rip off his head so he dies faster.i’ll shoot him in the head, then he falls, then i’ll rip off his fucken balls!  And then i’ll tie burn it at the ends and he’ll say give it back!  That’s my friends!!

and if you don’t like this song, you can kiss my white ass you fucken squares!!

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, square

Tagged People: crackhead

This form was submitted:  May 21 2005 / 14:24:04

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = i wata kill barney  all night and  every day barney sucks etc killkillkill  barneybarneybarney meragvhai,vaeyh,venj boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom  i blew up barney

Tags: Barney