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Joke #11789

Posted on July 4, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Himalayan.

Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?

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Tags: mountain, telephone

 

Joke #11788

Posted on July 4, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Dial soap.

Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?

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Joke #11787

Posted on July 4, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone?

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Joke #11763

Posted on May 10, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Long distance!

Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?

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Joke #11762

Posted on May 10, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Phone bill!

Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?

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Joke #11761

Posted on May 10, 2009 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Area code!

Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?

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Joke #11131

Posted on June 8, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: Willy from Free Willy, a Chia Pet, and Ex-Lax.

Question: What’s something that blows, grows, and flows?

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Tags: Chia Pet, movie

 

Joke #11054

Posted on May 11, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .

Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?

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Joke #10964

Posted on April 20, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Answer: A real rich guy, what comes up when you clear your throat, and a school kid who’s a doctor.

Question: What’s a Kluge, a lugey, and a Doogie?

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Tags: doctor, money, throat

 

Joke #10821

Posted on April 3, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

A: A snotty nose, Doctor Giggles, and a bat with holes in it.

Q: What’s a sniffle, a piffle, and a whiffle?

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