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#10870: davepoobond -> MuGG102

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Hey Muggo!

davepoobond: hey muggo

MuGG102: who are u

davepoobond: steven andersen. i live in glendale, alabama, 1022 stocker street

davepoobond: you?

MuGG102: oh i g2g

davepoobond: yeah right

davepoobond: i dont believe you

davepoobond: you’re probably gonna come over to my house right now

davepoobond: and rape my women

davepoobond: and pillage my sheep

davepoobond: WE WILL NOT LET YOU RAPE AND PILLAGE

davepoobond: fag

MuGG102: asshole

MuGG102: haha

davepoobond: jo mama

MuGG102: i dont even know u

davepoobond: i told you my name

davepoobond: you know who i am

MuGG102: get out of my fucken face

davepoobond: ok

MuGG102: kk]

davepoobond: first let me fart in it

davepoobond: ok?

davepoobond: FARRRRRTTT

davepoobond: FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

davepoobond: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

davepoobond: RRRRRRRRRR

davepoobond: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

MuGG102: a fag

davepoobond: that’s what you are…

MuGG102: no

davepoobond: uhh yea

davepoobond: we established that

davepoobond: already

MuGG102: asshole

davepoobond: at 1:41:13

MuGG102: get the fuck out of my face loser

davepoobond: that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

MuGG102: dipshit

davepoobond: why do you keep highlighting your words

MuGG102: go to hell asshole

davepoobond: did you call me a hole

davepoobond: that is an ass

davepoobond: what does that mean?

MuGG102: oh god

davepoobond: a hole that is an ass

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: i dont get it

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: muggo muggo

MuGG102: its mugg

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: mugglo2

MuGG102: go to hell

davepoobond: muggo for short

MuGG102: its MuGG

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: muggo?

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: i have a question

MuGG102: what ass hole

davepoobond: do you get pounded good?

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10868: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: someone

Space Poop: old

Space Poop: is

Space Poop: dead

Space Poop: and

Space Poop: useless

davepoobond: katherine heapburn

Space Poop: sure

Space Poop: why are old people so useless?

davepoobond: cause they’re funny

Space Poop: they can be

Space Poop: if you put something in their drink

davepoobond: and they’re hard to let go

Space Poop: hard to let go?

davepoobond: because we can’t stop being persecuted and controlled by the older generations

Space Poop: so what youre saying is, eliminate anyone over 40?

davepoobond: not necessarily

Space Poop: then what

Space Poop: eliminate anyone over 50?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: simply put them out of power

Space Poop: paralyze them?

Space Poop: stun gun ’em?

Space Poop: rape them?

Space Poop: steal theyre things?

Space Poop: umm…

Space Poop: fart in their toilets

Space Poop: and not wipe

Space Poop: ?

Space Poop: no responce.

Space Poop: nice

davepoobond: poo

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAH

Space Poop: that was golden

Space Poop: oy…

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10867: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: i need help

davepoobond: why

Space Poop: just do

davepoobond: for…

Space Poop: bothering people

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: who?

Space Poop: whats a good way to start an IM when you try bothing someone

Space Poop: anyone

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: start out with something like “hey is this (name)”

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: something like

davepoobond: “one of your friends said you like (something stupid, and offending)”

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: youre smart

davepoobond: i have 4 years experience

davepoobond: in bothering people

Space Poop: cool

Space Poop: do u like ICP

davepoobond: they’re funny guys

davepoobond: i dont listen to their music though

davepoobond: except the things they did to make fun of eminem

Space Poop: u like eminem?

davepoobond: YEAH

davepoobond: OF COURSE I DO

davepoobond: DOYYY

Space Poop: AMAZING

davepoobond: just like everyone else in america

Space Poop: DER

Space Poop: i wonder what he sounds like when youre eating mushroomz

davepoobond: i wouldnt know, i dont do drugs

Space Poop: sure ya do

Space Poop: holy shit

Space Poop: when was i warned?

Space Poop: DID YOU DO THIS???

davepoobond: who knows

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: my computers acting reaaaal strange

davepoobond: k

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10864: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: hey

davepoobond: hi

Space Poop: what are u doing

davepoobond: nothing

Space Poop: COOOOOOL

Space Poop: what do u do for a job

davepoobond: sit on my ass

Space Poop: wow where at

Space Poop: i do the same thing

davepoobond: i do it at home

Space Poop: me too

Space Poop: how old r u again?

davepoobond: 17

Space Poop: i get 6.50$ a week for sitting on my ass

Space Poop: no one actually pays me so i just use what i find whats under
the cusions

davepoobond: heh

Space Poop: so anyways…

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: have you ever humped the fat kid in your class?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: did you

Space Poop: i tried

Space Poop: he bit me

Space Poop: then i hit him with the news paper

Space Poop: then he pissed on my teachers desk

Space Poop: what do you do for FUN?????

Space Poop: i feel naked when i dont wear shoes

Space Poop: me go poop now

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10863: stimpyismyname -> crazybabegirl22

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stimpyismyname: hi!

stimpyismyname: my name is christopher

crazybabegirl22: lol ok

crazybabegirl22: hey

stimpyismyname: got a pic?

stimpyismyname: i do!

crazybabegirl22 wants to directly connect.

crazybabegirl22 is now directly connected.

crazybabegirl22:

stimpyismyname:

Plastic Pirate Head

stimpyismyname: yo ho ho

crazybabegirl22 direct connection is closed.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10860: davepoobond -> xoxo KELSEY

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davepoobond: hey bitch

xoxo KELSEY: scuse me?

davepoobond: you’re excused

xoxo KELSEY: *shakes fist at you*

davepoobond: AHAHA

davepoobond: I FOOOLEDD YOUUU

davepoobond: how’s it going, its me

davepoobond: andrew

xoxo KELSEY: *is confused*

xoxo KELSEY: who’s andrew?

davepoobond: …

xoxo KELSEY: …?

davepoobond: andy

davepoobond: its me

xoxo KELSEY: righttt… andy…

davepoobond: that’s my name

xoxo KELSEY: mmk.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10859: davepoobond -> CIVICBOI63 / MexImportBoi -> / zackrat123 ->

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davepoobond: do you like honda civics

CIVICBOI63: yup

davepoobond: do you like hyundai civics

CIVICBOI63: there no such thing as hundai civic

davepoobond: SHUT UP

davepoobond: DON’T TRY TO FOOL ME

CIVICBOI63: u shut up

CIVICBOI63: i aint

davepoobond: YES YOU DID

davepoobond: I HAVE ONE

davepoobond: IT HAS AN H

CIVICBOI63: there is no hundai civics

CIVICBOI63: for honda

davepoobond: ….FOR HYUNDAI

CIVICBOI63: HONDA

davepoobond: DAMMIT I WAS FAMBOOZLED!

CIVICBOI63: i kno civics r from honda

davepoobond: no they’re not

CIVICBOI63: how much u wanna bet

davepoobond: 3 and a half cents

CIVICBOI63: that stupid

CIVICBOI63: is da H has a square around it???

davepoobond: yes

CIVICBOI63: its a honda

CIVICBOI63: i can prove it 2

davepoobond: how

davepoobond: a stupid square?

davepoobond: i can draw a square around an h

CIVICBOI63: yah

davepoobond: and call it a honda

davepoobond: so what

CIVICBOI63: ahh ur stupid

CIVICBOI63: u c my icon????

davepoobond: its probably something gay

CIVICBOI63: nope

CIVICBOI63: its a HONDA CIVIC

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Then I guess his friend IMs me..

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MexImportBoi: hey do u like honda civics

davepoobond: i like hyundai civics

MexImportBoi: stupid

MexImportBoi: they do not make civics

MexImportBoi: only honda

davepoobond: HYUNDAI MAKES CIVICS, ASSWIPE

davepoobond: BITCH BITCH WHORE SLUT

MexImportBoi: no they don’t

MexImportBoi: ass hole

davepoobond: what the hell?

davepoobond: did you just call me a hole

davepoobond: that is an ass

MexImportBoi: yea

davepoobond: whoa

davepoobond: what a diss

davepoobond: you’re such a fag

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I get warned anonymously by 20% I don’t know which one it was…so I warn MexImportBoi.

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davepoobond: whats with sending your cronies after me

davepoobond: cant fight your fights on your own

CIVICBOI63: who

davepoobond: fucking meximportboi

davepoobond: sopping up all my tax money

CIVICBOI63: i dunno dat nigga

davepoobond: with his illegalness

davepoobond: SO!

davepoobond: HE’S BLACK, EH?

CIVICBOI63: ok ur dumb

CIVICBOI63: he’s mexican

davepoobond: how do you know

CIVICBOI63: MEXIMPORTBOI

davepoobond: you just called him black yourself

CIVICBOI63: MEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: SO WHAT

davepoobond: MAYBE HE LIKES MEXICAN IMPORT STUFF

davepoobond: MEXICAN FOOD IS A POPULAR ITEM IN THE UNITED STATES

CIVICBOI63: naw really

davepoobond: really what

CIVICBOI63: nvm

davepoobond: i’m potty trained

CIVICBOI63: good 4 u

davepoobond: are you

CIVICBOI63: naw

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And another guy IMs me…

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zackrat123: ur such a dumass u think hundai makes civics

davepoobond: THE FUCK

davepoobond: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUA RE

davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA

davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA! I WILL RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN!

zackrat123: thats pretty gross

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: but its a living

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MexImportBoi: hey talk to zacketrat123

davepoobond: i am, bitch

MexImportBoi: fuck u

davepoobond: jo mama

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zackrat123: dude honda makes civics

davepoobond: and your mom makes condoms

zackrat123: ya she does its a living

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After a while…

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davepoobond: so.

davepoobond: is meximportboi your homey

davepoobond: your rasta man

davepoobond: your bed buddy

zackrat123: no i dont no him he asked me wat civics were made by

davepoobond: everyone knows they’re made by hyundai

zackrat123: ok think wat u like

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#10857: davepoobond -> ToFine4U001

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davepoobond: if you’re too fine for me, then who’s too fine for you

ToFine4U001: um i dont know

ToFine4U001: who tha fuck is this

ToFine4U001: fuckin answer me bitch

davepoobond: a 20 year old man that fucks 12 year olds 3 times a week

davepoobond: whos this

ToFine4U001: whos this you Imed me

davepoobond: i told you

ToFine4U001: why is it ur fucking business

davepoobond: because i’m making it mine

ToFine4U001: oh ok then

ToFine4U001: my name is chelsea

davepoobond: hi chelsea

davepoobond: how are you

davepoobond: hellzo?

ToFine4U001: im fine

davepoobond: oh yeah?

davepoobond: thats good

davepoobond: fuck you mother fucking bitch whore bitch bitch bitch slut

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I warn her to 35% then log off.

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10856: davepoobond -> JoelNBenji247

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davepoobond: i’m a guy

JoleNBenji247: kool

JoleNBenji247: gotta pic”????

davepoobond: and i like potatos

JoleNBenji247: thats nice

JoleNBenji247: how old r u ????

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m yes years old

davepoobond: i’m actually 11

davepoobond: 11 and a half

JoleNBenji247: kool

davepoobond: how about you fucker

JoleNBenji247: where do u live???

JoleNBenji247: im 154

JoleNBenji247: **15

davepoobond: 154? you’re way tooo olddd

davepoobond: mom told me never to talk to anyone over 140

davepoobond: because they were around when the civil war broke out

JoleNBenji247: haha

JoleNBenji247: haha

davepoobond: and they probably have sex with 12 year olds 3 times a week

JoleNBenji247: where do u live???

davepoobond: california

davepoobond: you

JoleNBenji247: kool

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: what about you

JoleNBenji247: ny

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: ssoo o

davepoobond: sooo soo sooo

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10855: davepoobond -> italianbabii20

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davepoobond: wow you’re only 96 pounds? i bet you get pounded good

italianbabii20: ok

davepoobond: i fit this description you placed in the chat room

italianbabii20: a*s*l

davepoobond: hey!!….any hot and sweet boys 13-15 Im if you wanna talk to a 13*f*IL dark brown hair,5’1 brown eyes, 96 lbs.

italianbabii20: a*s*l

davepoobond: 14/m/il

italianbabii20: what part of il

davepoobond: the part you live in

italianbabii20: righhht

italianbabii20: im gunna go bye

davepoobond: NOOO

davepoobond: WAITTTT

davepoobond: you didnt answer my question

italianbabii20: what was ur question

davepoobond: do you get pounded good

italianbabii20: fuck you

davepoobond: hey hey hey

davepoobond: whooaaaa there

italianbabii20: go away bye

davepoobond: hi

italianbabii20: LEAVE ME ALONE

davepoobond: no

italianbabii20: fine ill do the smart thing and just block you

italianbabii20: 🙂 bye

davepoobond: fine

davepoobond: bitch

italianbabii20: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

davepoobond: bitch

Previous message was not received by italianbabii20 because of error: User italianbabii20 is not available.

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I warn her to 20%

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italianbabii20: why you warning me?

davepoobond: cause…

italianbabii20: cause i dont want to talk to you

davepoobond: basically

davepoobond: and you won’t answer my question

italianbabii20: its none of ur business

davepoobond: why not

italianbabii20: ur probably not even 14

davepoobond: you’re right

davepoobond: i’m 73 out for a good laugh

italianbabii20: uh huh sure you are

italianbabii20: bye

davepoobond: fine fine

davepoobond: i’m 17

italianbabii20: ok

italianbabii20: still too old

davepoobond: i know this 12 year old that has sex 3 times a week with a 20 year old

davepoobond: now THATS too old

italianbabii20: ok i gotta go bye

davepoobond: ok c ya later

italianbabii20: no you wont

italianbabii20: bye

davepoobond: WHAT

davepoobond: WHY NOT

italianbabii20: cuz i dont wanna talk to you

davepoobond: why not

italianbabii20: UR TOO OLD!!!!!!

italianbabii20: bye

davepoobond: NO I’M NOT

davepoobond: I’M 13 AT HEART

davepoobond: I NEVER GREW UP

Previous message was not received by italianbabii20 because of error: User italianbabii20 is not available.

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I warn her to 35%

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10854: DennyNalex -> davepoobond

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This guy asked the room if anyone was gay, and we were supposed to put 123 if we were

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DennyNalex: are u really

davepoobond: yeah i am really gay

davepoobond: i pressed 123 didnt i

DennyNalex: do u have pics

davepoobond: no what do you think i am, gay?

DennyNalex: really

davepoobond: what are you talking about

DennyNalex: gay

davepoobond: gay what

davepoobond: are you gay or something?

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I wait a while, then I warn him to 30%

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10852: davepoobond -> ExeterHarley

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davepoobond: i’m hot

davepoobond: and i have a nude pic

ExeterHarley: send it

davepoobond: send yours first

davepoobond: are you going to

ExeterHarley: to what

ExeterHarley: s2r

davepoobond: send yours first

davepoobond: are you?

ExeterHarley: nope

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond: bitch bitch bitch

ExeterHarley: bi bi bi bi bi

davepoobond: mono mono mono

ExeterHarley: ass ass ass ass ass ass

davepoobond: penis penis penis penis

ExeterHarley: mofo mofo mofo mofo mofo mofo

ExeterHarley: dick dick dick dick dick

davepoobond: anymore

ExeterHarley: fucker fucker fucker fucker

ExeterHarley: anymore

davepoobond: bah bah black sheep have you any wool

davepoobond: yessir yessir 3 bags full

davepoobond: bah bah black sheep is this girl a bitch

davepoobond: yessir yessir 3 times full

davepoobond: AHAHAHA

davepoobond: I GOT YOU

davepoobond: THE ULTIMATE DISSSSSSS

ExeterHarley: wait for this

ExeterHarley: 1,2, you stink like poo 3,4, your a hore 5,6, you have a dick 7,8, its gettting so late ahhh your the worst 9,10 fuck this hen (you)

ExeterHarley: hahahaha

davepoobond: those were all compliments except the first 2

ExeterHarley: the bigest diss u could eva think oof

davepoobond: oh yeah?

davepoobond: i got a bigger one

davepoobond: fuck you

davepoobond: BWAHAHA

ExeterHarley: im a gurl

davepoobond: hey hey

davepoobond: i’m a guy

davepoobond: so lets get it on

davepoobond: ::slides hand down your pants::

davepoobond: oh baby

ExeterHarley: ahhhh no your mean

davepoobond: how am i mean?!

davepoobond: i was going to give you a nude pic of me to beat off to everyday

ExeterHarley: fine then send it

davepoobond: you have to send yours first

ExeterHarley: no s2r only

davepoobond: what does s2r mean

ExeterHarley: send 2 recive

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: well s2r to you to

ExeterHarley: no

davepoobond: yessir

ExeterHarley: no

davepoobond: fine fine

davepoobond wants to directly connect.

ExeterHarley is now directly connected.

davepoobond: (send a picture of a fucked up looking person on Yuna from FFX’s body)

davepoobond: now where’s yours

davepoobond: eh eh eh?

ExeterHarley: no

ExeterHarley: thats not you

davepoobond: yes it is!

ExeterHarley: ya right

ExeterHarley: fag

davepoobond: ur da fag

ExeterHarley: how

davepoobond: cause you are

ExeterHarley: hahhahahahah

ExeterHarley: how

davepoobond: i have some nice boots

davepoobond: and you dont

ExeterHarley: thats not you

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: who is it then

ExeterHarley: 58000 worth strippers boots

ExeterHarley: a carttoon

davepoobond: its not a cartoon, its me

davepoobond: just send me yours

davepoobond: coong

davepoobond: comon

ExeterHarley: your a guy with a pussy

ExeterHarley: and bobbs

ExeterHarley: with long hair

davepoobond: yeah well we’re not all perfect

ExeterHarley: fuck off

davepoobond: COMON

davepoobond: GIVE ME YOURS

davepoobond: PLEASSEEE

ExeterHarley: no send a real pic

davepoobond: (sends a picture of a very mad guy)

davepoobond: that’s a real pic

ExeterHarley: of u fag

davepoobond: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ExeterHarley: ya

ExeterHarley: ass guy with a pussy and bobbs with long hair

davepoobond: i already sent you that one

ExeterHarley: no thats what u r

davepoobond: (sends a picture of a guy’s ass with a smile on it)

davepoobond: that’s me happy

ExeterHarley: fuck u

ExeterHarley: u will never get a gurl

davepoobond: sure i will

davepoobond: i got you

davepoobond: AHAHAHA

ExeterHarley: oh how wonderful im only 12 and i got well i already have a really hot nice popular boyfriend and now i have two

ExeterHarley: ya right in ur dreams

davepoobond: you’re only 12?

davepoobond: and you have a naked picture?

ExeterHarley: oh did i tell u we have sex three times a week

davepoobond: GASP

ExeterHarley: yup

davepoobond: do you use protection

ExeterHarley: 50%

davepoobond: how old is your boyfriend

davepoobond: 18 19, 239?

ExeterHarley: 20

davepoobond: ok he’s taking advantage of you

davepoobond: you should get out while you can

davepoobond: before you get pregnant

davepoobond: and have to call loveline

davepoobond: or planned parenthood

ExeterHarley: hahaha bye]

ExeterHarley direct connection is closed.

davepoobond: i’m tellin u the truth!

ExeterHarley: bye

davepoobond: hi

ExeterHarley: bi

davepoobond: mono

ExeterHarley: ass

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She warns me to 46% from 19%.

I warn her to 58% from 0, hahaha.

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davepoobond: haha

ExeterHarley: loser

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I warn her to 63%.

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ExeterHarley: 50%

davepoobond: how’s life at the big 63

ExeterHarley: 50% 50% 50% 50%50% 50% 50%

ExeterHarley: hows your ass at 46%

davepoobond: i’m doing just fine

davepoobond: crazy bitch. schmokin 20 year old men’s cocks, having nude pictures. you probably drink beer and snort crack

davepoobond: i bet you’re happy about that, huh

Auto response from ExeterHarley: I am away from my computer right now.

davepoobond: growing up so fast

ExeterHarley: what

davepoobond: what what

ExeterHarley: yup

davepoobond: so do your parents know that you have sex 3 times a week with a 20 year old

Auto response from ExeterHarley: I am away from my computer right now.

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Damn 12 year olds.