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Battery Toss – Rules

Materials needed: battery, wall, hands

# of players: 2 or more

What you do:

1. Choose order of people

2. 1st player throws battery at wall, must be thrown underhand.

3. Has to hit above 7 feet high on the wall

4. 2nd player must catch battery before it hits the ground

5. Repeat until someone drops the battery, whoever drops the battery is out, then 1st player throws again, and keep going until another person gets out.

Boundaries: Each side is 10 yards, including the wall. everything out of the boundaries is out. 5 feet from the wall out is also out of bounds. the battery must fall inside boundary lines to be in. if the first player throws it and it goes out of bounds, he gets another chance, if it goes out again, he’s out. Last player to survive wins and gets to be 1st player of next game.

Squackle Guestbook #20500

elmoisfurry squackle!…..oh no actually its… smelly goat pi 08/Oct/2001:19:06:14
hey ya’ll from da west siyde!! ich bin ein Esel and all other such
nonsense!! dead cats hangin from poles, i remember halloween!! i dont
know why im sigenenenenen this shit hole place again, guess im on crack
again;D anyway, daves phone sux, cause it keeps dialin while were
already on it, so everyone, stab daves phone, cause it sux big smelly
king kong balls.
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Squackle Guestbook #20469

elmoisfurry u can probly guess 30/May/2001:20:15:44
hey all u loyal squackle fans ot there.
dont try and i hide.
i know ur out there.
what i want all of u guys an gals to do is send davepoobond as many
emails as u can, and have them all saying “CUT THE FAT GODDAMIT!!”
if u want u can repeat it a bunch of times to get the point across.
but send him hundreds of emails saying that
u may be asking y.
well… too bad im not telling u, lets just say it has sumthing to do
with greasy donkeys and surf board wax.
send all emails to davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
thank u and have fun emailing!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Squackle Guestbook #20416

elmoisfurry 06/Dec/1999:04:06:38
i love to squeak. squeaking is good for the body and mind. or is that
some herbal crap thingy. oh well. im just signing the book cause im
bored outta my frigging mind. ok. so. bye.you can go now. read someone
elses message. come on. i gotta go do somethin out of nothin. LEAVE.
fine ill leave first. but u have to promise not to squeak in my
presence. unless you are holding a squirrel-butt sandwhich, of course.
bye.