enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
actituqo – v. to cruise at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) for up to 4 minutes
osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
eettotsiv – v. to rub medicine on your foot and then immediately scratch your eye afterwards
When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.”
Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?”
“They’re all nocturnal.”
Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?
A: “Season’s greetings!”
A teenager needed to wash a sweatshirt. Unsure of the proper water temperature and setting, he hollered to his mom, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” his mother replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Texas.”
A man took his six-year-old son to his first football game. Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.
“It was exciting,” he replied. “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”
“What do you mean?” the dad asked.
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!'”
Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
Q: It can be cracked; it can be made. It can be told; it can be played. What is it?
A: A joke.
Q: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A: A coat of paint.
Q: It is weightless, but it can be seen. Put it in a bucket, and the bucket will be lighter. What is it?
A: A hole.