OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhyDin Night Club”. ***
Virgoshio: looks like im running things
davepoobond: ::jumps in, wearing a suede jacket, black shoes, and long white pants::
Holmes: wow finally a freakin customer
Virgoshio: Can i help you ?::looks at davepoobond::
davepoobond: ::tap dances over to shio:: sure you can…you can tell me your phone number sweet cakes
Virgoshio: ok its 555-6996
Holmes: eww shio thats nasty
Virgoshio: ::to himself:: not
davepoobond: ::takes out a cell phone and dials it::
davepoobond: ::an old grandma picks up on the other line::
davepoobond: old grandma: yes?
davepoobond: hello, shio…
davepoobond: sweet cakes*
davepoobond: ((make it sound funnier…ehh))
davepoobond: old grandma: i already told you i have toothbrushes!
Virgoshio: anything else?
davepoobond: …how about toilet brushes?
davepoobond: old grandma: ::hangs up::
Holmes: shio shut up and let the customer talk
Virgoshio: need any thing else?
davepoobond: how about a bag of cheetos
Holmes: ::goes behind the counter::
Virgoshio: ::hands him a bag of cheetos:: 1.00
davepoobond: nuh uh…not that easy…i want it on your head…
Holmes: ::grabs some “Hello my name is:” tags and writes “Manager”::
davepoobond: do it
Holmes: ::slaps it on my forehead:: i’m the manager now
Virgoshio: ::rips tags off and throws holmes back in his seat::
Holmes: hey thats my skin on that tag
Virgoshio: ::puts the cheetoes on his head::
Virgoshio: o well shut up!
Virgoshio: now what?
Holmes: don’t tell me what to do, remeber you work for me
davepoobond: ::laughs at him::
Virgoshio: Not in here!
Virgoshio: you fag
Virgoshio: Now what?
Holmes: hey we talked about the anger problems
davepoobond: what are you talking about?
davepoobond: i dont know who you are
Virgoshio: i have the cheetoes on my head now what?
davepoobond: deposit yourself into a bank
Virgoshio: ::hands davepoobond the cheetoes::
Holmes: why not? save some of yourself for your later years
Virgoshio: Shut up holmes!
davepoobond: he’s got a point
Holmes: the customer is always right
davepoobond: in your state, you wont be….how do i say
davepoobond: all your life
Virgoshio: Well in your state you wont be a bitch all your life!
Holmes: wow attitude
davepoobond: ::blinks a few times:: isnt that a good thing?
Holmes: and you wonder why no one comes into this place
Virgoshio: yea but still just shut up!
Virgoshio: We JUst opened you tart
Holmes: my store is crowded with customers
Virgoshio: My ass i work there
Virgoshio: there is never anyone in there
Holmes: yeah watching my sandwich
davepoobond: ::fart:: i’m your only customer, bask me in glory
Holmes: and what happened to my sandwich the LAST time i said watch it?
OnlineHost: Metallicdraco has entered the room.
Holmes: some one ATE IT
Virgoshio: ::hands Da a freee pepporoni pizza::
davepoobond: hey, pepporonni pizza
Holmes: don’t eat it, he doesn’t wash his hands
Virgoshio: thats what you get for me being a total jack ass
davepoobond: that means….theres toilet paper particles on this pizza?
Virgoshio: ::punches holmes in the face::yes i do!
davepoobond: and all other types of particles
Virgoshio: No thre isnt
OnlineHost: Metallicdraco has left the room.
davepoobond: yes, i bet there is!
Holmes: he doesn’t believe in toilet paper
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Virgoshio: i washmy hands
Holmes: he uses his hands
davepoobond: even worse!
Holmes: and picks it all out
Virgoshio: holmes your a fag!
Holmes: at least a “fag” who washes his hands
davepoobond: true true
Holmes: is better then you
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Virgoshio: I Wash My Hands YOU FUCK NUT!
Holmes: fine fine you wash your hands
Holmes: in the urinal
Virgoshio: Holmes i hate you when your drunk!
Virgoshio: No thats where your mom washes her hair!
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davepoobond: that was a bit random…
OnlineHost: XxSuPa AnGeLxX has left the room.
Virgoshio: Hey thats the price to pay!
Virgoshio: he pissed me off!
Holmes: that hurt
davepoobond: actually, urinals are places to wash your feet though
Virgoshio: No urinals you Piss in!
Holmes: eww you filthy animal
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davepoobond: so i got a urinal for nothing
Holmes: HOW CAN YOU PISS IN A URINAL
OnlineHost: Sk8erchicky81 has left the room.
Virgoshio: Bucause thats what they are used for get the fuck out of the club!
Holmes: fine but i;’m going back to my shop
Holmes: and you better get working
Virgoshio: Fine see ya later!
Virgoshio: are you leavin?
Holmes: fin in french means the end
Holmes: fine in english means ok
Virgoshio: No shit sherlock
Holmes: yeah in context like: “Damn baby-girl, you like fine!”
Holmes: watson, are you constipated
Virgoshio: Hey Da why dont you suck holmeses dick?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
davepoobond: …not occasionally…
OnlineHost: Lechuza has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Lechuza has left the room.
Virgoshio: well go some where and suck his dick then
Holmes: nah not right now
Holmes: gotta get in the mood
davepoobond: actually i dont
Holmes: does this place sell viagra
davepoobond: you do today
davepoobond: ::shoves shio onto holmes::
Holmes: O.o if you want some shio just ask!
Virgoshio: ::kicks davepoobond in the face::
Virgoshio: ::punches holmes::
davepoobond: ::kicked in the face and blows up::
Holmes: ::punched:: ow
davepoobond: ::body slams shio::
Virgoshio: ::gets up and grabs them both and throws them out side::
davepoobond: ::not hit, thrown outside::
Virgoshio: ::locks doors::
Holmes: ::moves like a boomerang and comes back through an open window::
davepoobond: ::seeps in through the cracks of the door::
davepoobond: you cant keep me out
Virgoshio: Ok fine just leave me alone
Virgoshio: and let me work
davepoobond: all right
davepoobond: work on what
davepoobond: ::takes a chair and smashes it:: here’s something to work on
Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and the chair is fixed::
Virgoshio: any thing else?
davepoobond: how about a cheeseburger
Holmes: ::runs to bathroom and clogs and floods the toilets::
Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and a cheeseburger is in da’s hands::
Holmes: ::pisses on the floor::
Virgoshio: ::snaps and fixes the toilets::
davepoobond: thanks ::runs in the bathroom and stuffs it in the sinks and turns them on::
Virgoshio: ::snaps and cleans the floor::
davepoobond: ::jumps in and bathes in the sink::
Virgoshio: ::Snaps and unclogs it::
Holmes: ::snaps and cleans shios nose out::
Virgoshio: ::snaps and davepoobond is back in her seat a s well as homes::
Virgoshio: ::da and holmes are back in thier seats::
Holmes: ::moons shio::
Holmes: Theres a crack in my ass! can you fix that?
Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmeses pants are back on::Virgoshio: ::snaps and Holmses ass crack fills up::
Virgoshio: no prob
davepoobond: how about this? i got a brown thing coming out of my ear…
Virgoshio: ::snaps and fills in das ear::
davepoobond: i cant hear
Holmes: my nipples are more square then round
davepoobond: whats that?
Holmes: can you fix that
Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes has no nipples::
davepoobond: sure, i’ll take some toilet water, thank you
Holmes: aww darn no breastfeeding today
davepoobond: yes yes, i’ll feed the gerbils while your gone…
Virgoshio: any thing else?
Holmes: can you fix your name? it sounds stupid
Holmes: and your face
Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes cant talk::
Holmes: it looks like you have a beard of pimples
Holmes: ::pokes shio in the eye::
davepoobond: this chair is talking to me
Virgoshio: ((i dont have pimples))
Holmes: ((oh thats your chars face))
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Virgoshio: ::TIES HOLMSES HANDS AND LEGS::
davepoobond: ::friggin knocks shio away with the talking chair::
Holmes: ::mumbles cause he can;t talk and shakes violently::
Virgoshio: ::falls and then gets up::
OnlineHost: Keith Vigors has left the room.
davepoobond: ::farts in shio’s face::
davepoobond: get down!
Virgoshio: ::throws a table at her::
davepoobond: theres a nuclear bomb!
davepoobond: ::not a she….::
Holmes: ::hops around with the chair::
Holmes: ::snaps and he can talk again:: and your mother can’t cook!
Virgoshio: i know
Virgoshio: knocks holmes over
davepoobond: your book is a pie
Holmes: you wanna knock me over?
Holmes: ((forgot the :: :: dummy))
davepoobond: ((you’re messin up))
Virgoshio: ((my bad))
OnlineHost: Virgoshio has left the room.
Holmes: he’s fun to mess with