(there are 2 ships coming in from fishing all month)
(Sosie, the girl captain on the other boat picks up her CB Radio transmitter thingy and talks into it)
Sosie: wheee!! how u doin George?
(George, the other guy on the the other ship that is the captain of it picks up the CB radio transmitter thingy in his ship)
Sosie: oh, dont be mad, just cause i got about……..50 times more fish than you!
George: nyak! we only got a few sardines. we had more bait than what we caught!
Sosie: well, thats not my fault…
George: ACTUALLY, IT IS! YOU KEPT HONKING THAT STUPID FOG HORN WHILE WE WERE FISHING AND BUMPED INTO OUR BOAT!
(George and Sosie’s boats come into the harbor)
(later, at the office of the Fish Master…)
Fish Master (jaw dropping): only a few sardines George? man…..you just S-U-C-K
George: yeah, i know…..but this time, i’m going back out and getting some fish! lots o’ fish!
Fish Master: grr……you better! or i’ll be using you as bait!
(later at the bar…)
Dick: hey, Honey, lets go have sex upstairs and come back later!
(they go upstairs)
Dick: hey, george whats happening?
George: do you, fat head, toughy and jumpy wanna go on a fishing trip of our lives?
Dick: HELL YEAH! Lets go!
Honey: dont go!
Dick: forget you!
Honey: blah blah blah
Dick: yadda yadda yadda! i’m going, u cant make me not go
Honey: fine, go kill urself
(in a lab somewhere in the middle of Arizona)
scientist guy: whoa! look at that storm thingy off the coast of Massachusetts!
assisstant: oh, wow, thats neat….
scientest guy: you could be a meteorologist your whole life and never see anything like this…
assisstant: but…you already saw it….
scientist guy: …….oh yeah…..this should be called……….The “Poyfect” Storm!
(poyfect storm echoes)
(meanwhile, on the boat)
George: ooh! we have a quarter of a million dollars worth of fish! oh, look a storm! lets go into the middle of the 3 storms i see there and risk our lives to get the fish home in time!
fat head: uhh……
George: LETS GO!
jumpy: ack! water!
toughy: bah! this is noth- ::dies::
fat head: barrellss!!!!!
George: ICE CREAM!
jumpy: chocolate syrup!
(jumpy squirts some chocolate syrup on everyones ice cream)
(jumpy jumps over the side)
jumpy: gotta save the dead fish!
fat head: the fish are below deck!
jumpy: ……uh oh…..::dies::
George: Oh well! I’m the main star! i cant get killed!
terroist: hahahah! i rigged the ship and it is set to blow! you’re all gonna die!
fat head: oh no!!!! save the fish!
(fat head tosses some fish over the side)
Dick: nooooo! what are you doing?!?
fat head: ….saving the fish….::tosses another one over:: goooo! save yourself!!
(a shark pops up and eats the fish)
fat head: gulp! there are sharks here!
(Dick pushes fat head over the side and fat head gets eaten)
(a pirate appears at the top of the mast on the ship)
pirate: water, ho!
George: WATER!?! more water?!?
(George runs around in circles flailing his arms everywhere)
terrorist: ACK! i’m allergic to water!
(a tidal wave comes and makes the terrorist fly in the air and plop into the water, screaming, and dies)
(Dick stands on his head)
Pirate: nooo!! ::jabs himself with his sword and falls over into the water::
(George looks around and shrugs)
all the guys that died were extras and we dont care about him
george: george clooney
Dick: norm mcdonald
fat head: roseanne
jumpy: Mr. Kangaroo Trainer at the LA Zoo
toughy: Arnold Schwarzenegger