Marha: Who are you?
Marha: King Kong?
Marha: I don’t know you.
davepoobond: you do now
davepoobond: you know my name so you know me
Marha: That’s like…a phrase I’d hear in a horror movie.
Marha: *rasp* “YOU DO, NOW.”
Marha: Do you go to TCHS?
Marha: I thought so.
Marha: San Marino?
Marha: No school at all?
davepoobond: a city
Marha: Hobo Institute of Higher Learning?
davepoobond: thats where i go
davepoobond: its a nice place
davepoobond: it has a peeing section in the pool
Marha: that’s a little too classy for me
davepoobond: hell yeh. only top top toppers get to go there
Marha: I’m not sure I can handle the pressure.
davepoobond: guess what
davepoobond: they feed us chlorine infested food
davepoobond: they switched it around.
davepoobond: they were supposed to pee on the food, and put chlorine in the water
davepoobond: but after 3 years, they didnt think it would matter anymore
Marha: they’ll do that to you
Marha: so? my best friend is Moldy McCheese.
Marha: I bet you don’t get coo friends like that.
davepoobond: the person that made my pencil is famous
davepoobond: his name is “Sharpy Sharpy McSharp Sharp”