Holmes: would u eat bugs
Holmes: l;ady bugs?
Holmes: foot worms?
davepoobond: yeah, they taste like chicken
davepoobond: do you like chicken?
Holmes: ok thats just nasty
Holmes: not any more
Holmes: hey do you have AOL 6.0?
davepoobond: AOL 6.0 is bad..
davepoobond: i heard it from pretty much everyone
Holmes: not much difference
Holmes: you get to have symbol thingies on the IM’s
davepoobond: big whoop
davepoobond: i have that on AIM
Holmes: well you stink!
Holmes: stink rhymes with cheese if you add ink to the end of cheese
Holmes: think cheese and stink are related words, seperated at birth?
Holmes: i don’t like your tone
davepoobond: i dont like your treble
Holmes: i don’t like your bass
davepoobond: i dont like your volume
Holmes: …that sounds nasty
davepoobond: i dont like your synthesizer
Holmes: i don’t like your beats
Holmes: ::loking at computer volume conrtols:: I don’t like your microphone balance
davepoobond: i dont like your mp3 player
davepoobond: or your speakers
Holmes: whats wrong with napster and polkaudio?
Holmes: heh polkaudio
davepoobond: you’re on it
Holmes: well my speakers can’t hear you so NAH
davepoobond: you no NAH nah you nah naher
Holmes: ralph naher
Holmes: oh no, my mom’s watching the stupid spanish soap operas again
Holmes: those are SOOOOOOOOooo stupid
Holmes: she doesn’t understand spanish, only portuguese but there close so she watches it
Holmes: theres this lady on one of em that changes her hair color everyday! it’s meant to match her clothes
Holmes: ugh i turned it off and she yelled at me lol