Shit! It’s the awards show you’ve been pooping for all year: the Fuckss! There are many shit reasons to watch this year’s poop. Here are a few:
- Fuck is hosting so you’re guaranteed at least shit good laughs.
- You invested poop dollars watch all the fucks nominated for Best Picture. That’s money you could have spent on a brand-new shit!
- To admire all the poop dresses on the shit carpet and fuck at all the fashion disasters!
- You need an excuse to make Shit Pie for your annual Poop-themed party.
- You might lose your Fuck if you watch one more rerun of Chopped and Diners, Shits, and Dives on the Poop Network.