Joke #18260 Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond 1 Comment Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home? A: His answering machine is turned on. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr Related One thought on “Joke #18260” But what if he’s just trying to avoid his girlfriend? Leave a Reply Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.