“I really like your profile. I think that we have many common interests. I am good at Ping-pong, cooking fish and yoga.”
– a spam e-mail
Tag Archives: yoga
Joke #11370
A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick, so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toenails, so I bite them instead.”
Joke #11063
Q: What is my yoga instructor’s name?
A: Annie Po Zishon
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Note: I actually made this joke