“Yesterday my wife teased her hair and it looks like she really made it mad!”
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Joke #13175
AL: “I just got rid of a nagging headache.”
HAL: “How did you do it?”
AL: “I sent her back to her mother’s.”
Joke #13173
My wife is really suspicious. If I tell her I’m sitting up a with a pal who has a bad cold, I’d better come home sniffling and sneezing.
Joke #13172
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Joke #13168
I haven’t spoken to my wife in three weeks. I don’t like to interrupt her when she’s talking.
Joke #13160
My wife and I have a beef stew marriage. Every time I come home stewed, she beefs.
Joke #13158
Whenever my wife and I have an argument, I always listen to both sides of the story — my wife’s and my mother-in-law’s.
Joke #13156
WIFE: “I hear your Uncle Harry is now doing settlement work.”
HUSBAND: “Yep! His creditors finally caught up with him.”
Joke #13153
OVERHEARD: “My wife doesn’t like to play with fire. That’s why we haven’t had a hot meal in our house for months.”
Joke #13150
MALE GUEST: “Where is your wife?”
HUSBAND: “She’s in the kitchen fixing dinner. But in my opinion, it’s beyond repair.”
Joke #13149
I have the only wife in the world who has to pay her beautician combat pay.
Joke #13146
I think my wife is trying to tell me something. Last night she tied my tie for me… in a hangman’s noose!
Joke #13144
My wife never cleans up our house. When company comes, she just puts drop cloths all over the mess and tells everyone we’re painting.
Joke #13139
MR. WHITE: “My wife is an angel!”
MR. BLACK: “Gosh! You are lucky. Mine is still living.”
Joke #13138
He’s so strong, he can life one hundred pounds with one hand. He has to be that strong. One of his wife’s dumplings weighs that much.