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Joke #5210: Holy Collections

A priest, minister and rabbi were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections.

 

Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what portion to give to the Lord.

 

The priest explains, “I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. What ever lands outside the circle, I give to God.”

 

The minister says, “Yes, I use a similar method, except that whatever lands inside the circle I give to God, and whatever lands outside the circle I keep for my personal needs.”

 

The rabbi then proclaims, “Brothers we are in agreement! I use the same method, as well. Except, that when I toss the money in the air, and I figure that whatever God wants He can keep…”

Basic Overview of Life: 05/20/1998

This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Basic Overview of Life

Basic Overview of Life

I went to Day Care EVERY SINGLE day of my life.

Not much excitement in life.

That’s about it……

New News at School

About 2 weeks of school left and 6th grade.

As you can tell it was boring today because of lack of detail……

Gripin’ ‘Bout Somethin’ Everyday

Day Care as usual but it’ll end when this year is up…

Mary Alice is a bungholio and a brain the size of an ant

Playstation and Sega suck big time

Nature BITES

Rumors and Suspicions

Jane kissed Ben on the cheek 8 times (rumor I heard)

Any ol’ thing

South Park’s new season starts today and I can’t watch it ‘cause I have to go to the “Floating Lab” tommarow and my mom said I have to go to sleep by 9:30 and it’s on at 10:00 – 10:30 on Wednesdays and 10:00 on Saturdays.

I don’t know if the “Floating Lab” will be any good. The Floating Lab is when we study about fish and other crud in the LA Harbor.

I have 6 CDs so far. They are:  Will Smith Big Willie Style, The Best of Sade, Spice Girls Spiceworld, Mariah Carey Daydream, The Titanic Soundtrack, and another one with Mariah Carey.

N64 RULES.