Joke #5210: Holy Collections

A priest, minister and rabbi were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections.


Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what portion to give to the Lord.


The priest explains, “I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. What ever lands outside the circle, I give to God.”


The minister says, “Yes, I use a similar method, except that whatever lands inside the circle I give to God, and whatever lands outside the circle I keep for my personal needs.”


The rabbi then proclaims, “Brothers we are in agreement! I use the same method, as well. Except, that when I toss the money in the air, and I figure that whatever God wants He can keep…”

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