Q: How do D.J. spiders entertain their listeners?
A: They spin records.
Q: How do D.J. spiders entertain their listeners?
A: They spin records.
“Once again, I sound like a broken record”
– Ms. E
Q: Why did the space-mother keep her baby in the record player?
A: Because it had an automatic changer.
wreckord – n. a broken record
bonjafeer – n. a ninja that throws vinyl records instead of throwing stars