name = King turtle
email = Worldcup1057
use_email = no
This_is_a(n) = IM
i_am = funny
chat_room_name = turtle
victims = someone
submission = hi im am King turtle
Tag Archives: turtle
Joke #5508
Q: What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle back?
A: Weeeeeeeeeee
Joke #5338
Q: What’s the similarity between a blonde and a turtle?
A: If you turn them over, they’re both screwed.
or
A: Get’em on their back and they’re both fucked.
waomua
waomua – n. the disease in which turtles go crazy and start talking about the government and going on rampages called “Race For the Senate”
toort
toort – n. a turtle-human hybrid
maher
maher – n. a turtle that hasn’t had an orgasm for 17 years
koort
koort – n. a a turtle that can do hopscotch