Q: What do you call a TV junkie whose house gets hit by a tornado?
A: A mashed couch potato.
Tag Archives: tornado
Quote #15144
“oh no-o-oo! A twister! Ruun!”
– from the TV
Joke #11468
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
zickin
zickin – v. to play cards during a tornado