assomisiuq – v. to change a tire in the middle of a freeway
Tag Archives: tire
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Deck the Halls Parody #21903
Deck the halls with poison ivy!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Set the teacher’s hair on fire!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Break a window, pop a tire!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tease the season to be naughty!
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quast
Quast – n. Quast is a sport where you have to fling bagpiping CDs through a tire.
Joke #18356
Q: What did the little tire want to be when he grew up?
A: A big wheel.
Joke #18139
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Quote #15761
“There’s a tire smiling at you”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15184
“your son make flat tire for my car”
– from the TV
Joke #10791
Q: Why does the car like this joke?
A: Because it never tires of hearing it.
bubbup
bubbup – n. a severe tire damage thing in a parking lot
pervez
pervez – v. to microwave a tire