I really love my erasers so very much

I really like to erase with them, everyday

I can depend on them for being a crutch

Because my erasers will never fray

My erasers are made of rubber because they are

Rubber melts only when you put it in an oven

My erasers will never ever go very far

Their faces I drew, all over I draw with a pen

Some people I let them, to borrow them

So that they can erase and erase and erase

But when I get them back, they are covered with flem

And then I search and search, but I can’t see their face

When I have to draw their faces again

It seems like they’re a whole new eraser again.

Flip Flop –

the VCR wobbled to the TV –

and talked – to the remote Remote – Control –

the TV – it snowed – like there was no Tomorrow –

The VCR shut off the TV –

he wobbled to the Radio –

the Radio – it said “go away” – like a grumpy old man –

the Radio screeched at the VCR – as it wobbled away –

Flip Flop –

Ball in the closet – bounced up and down –

and as it came – to a halt – it frowned –

for It had no way – to hop –

Flip Flop –

the only thing that Flip Flopped –

in the house –

was only a – Crazy old mouse –

The VCR ate a tape –

like it was a grape – on a vine

and played it – showing it on –

the snowy TV –

What it showed –

was nothing more – than a video

of a man –

a man who bounced a – Ball – two times

The end of the tape –

was just more – Snow

Snow it was – and all it showed

was snow – forever –

Table Chairs

Table Chairs

rolling down a hill

oh look, there’s a red one

then theres a poo!

oh no!

oh no!

i peed my pants!

poopoo has joined the party

Damn! I gotta shit!

Shit shit shit!

I can’t hold it no more

Better just let it go

and have a 10 pound sack

and a big brown stain in my gray pantyhose

Maybe my pantyhose will rip

maybe i should grip

the poop, coming out of my bowells

oh lookit me

I wear a blouse!

Now everyone can see me,

now everyone is going to pee on me,

I guess I should never have gone

to that All-Girls school

I’m so full of poopies, I can’t hold back

I should just jump off a cliff

and get it all figured out

bye! and send stuff to squackle too!

its hot

its cold

many people mold

you may think its bold

to mold

in the cold

but its really harsh

when you live in a marsh

so you mold

and write in bold

but you’re cold

i told

you

stupid

bye

My chin is on the wall

My chin is on the wall

I’m having a ball

Putting my chin is on the wall

Bird poop smells

Dog poop reeks

That’s whats smeared

Across the wall

The plastic Gore head said

That I should go to bed

The plastic Gore head said

I should get shoved in a toaster

Too bad for him, I got toasted

And took a shovel to his head

Would you could you eat peanuts in a shell

at a Dell

while pumping your gas

in your…ass…?

you idiot!

what are you doing with my vidiot!

poopin!

floopin!

whoopin!

choopin!

okee dokeeee

dddddddoooooooooddddd

would u could u if you could in a boat with a roof

or on top of a car with a doof

hehe

whee!

whee whee!

A bee flies

A tree dies

A bee dies

A tree dies

I jump

erase

you jump

da race

haha this is fun

when you are done

A car

That’s in a bar

On Mars

Getting a beer

An old musty beer

Brought from here

a placed called Earth

where the Earth

Isn’t red

Only one beer

Everytime your here

In a bar

On Mars

You may get drunk

If you get more than one

You might feel unky

Cause its funky here

Drinking beer

In a car

That’s at a bar

On Mars

poop is so good

it is very good

when you poop

its a verb

poop by itself

is a noun

its very strange

that this poem

doesn’t even rhyme

cuz this time

i did rhyme

a single solitary piece of poop

looks very nasty alone

but it stinks like poop

cuz it is poop

you step in poop

there is poop on your shoe

you are not happy when there is poo

on your shoe

oh, the wonders of poop!

i wonder what they’ll use poop to do next

probably to eat it

or probably to have a seat in it

Mr. Mister is the meanest mister in all the lands.

He hands out sour cream, instead of yogurt

He isn’t the richest person

But he is still a mean person

He rapes all the towns grapes

And sometimes he hangs off my drapes!

But for some reason

He is very popular among the peasants

He flies in his luxury plane

He got it from the future

I wonder why he did that

It must cost a lot of pennies!

One day he went to the grocery store

And the grocery clerk was really board

So Mr. Mister pulled out a hundred

and said do you have change?

The grocery clerk said yes and gave him 4 20s

Mr. Mister shook his head and said

no, no, in pennies,

I must buy a kitty

It must not be very nice

to have lice

while your rolling dice

in the rice