“Last time I talked to Janice, they were playing Telephone Tag”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: telephone
Joke #13716
Q: How would you know if someone has an iPhone?
A: They’d tell you.
Joke #13289
I heard clothing manufacturers are paying the phone company to install a phonavision in every American home. They figure that way they can make a fortune selling ski masks to anonymous callers.
Joke #13270
Q: How do telephones get married?
A: They just give each other a ring.
Joke #13142
Did you hear about the man who had four teenaged daughters? He called the phone company to complain about an obscene phone bill.
Joke #13095
How about the telephone operator who went to a football game and kept yelling at the players, “Hold the line, please! Hold the line, please!”
Joke #13031
My office at work is so small that when I want to stretch, I go into a telephone booth.
Joke #13021
You know you’re getting old when all the numbers in your little black book belong to doctors.
Joke #12981
A lady in San Francisco was entertaining a friend when the telephone rang. She answered it, giggled shrilly, said, “Sure is!” and hung up. A moment later the phone rang again. And again she answered it, laughed even louder, and exclaimed, “Sure is!” and hung up.
The friend was puzzled. “What’s going on there?” she asked.
“Strangest thing,” explained the lady. “Some fool person on that phone called up just to say ‘Long distance from New York.’ So I said, ‘Sure is!’ and hung up!”
Joke #12791
Doctor Smith phoned Mike, his mechanic, in the middle of the night and said, “It’s my engine again, Mike. I can’t get it started. That car is one big headache!”
“Well, Doc, take two aspirin and phone me again in the morning.”
Joke #12478
Q: What’s the difference between an eleven-year-old girl and a fifteen-year-old girl?
A: A five-dollar difference in your phone bill.
Joke #12401
Did you hear about the teenaged gal who plans to run away from home as soon as she figures out how to pack the telephone?
Joke #12326
A man rushed into a police station and said to the officer behind the desk, “Do you believe in free speech?”
The officer answered, “I sure do.”
“Fine,” said the man. “Can I use the telephone?”
dead ringer
dead ringer – n. a disconnected telephone
Joke #12043
One teenage gal said to her friend who was about to make a telephone call, “If a girl answers, don’t hang up. His voice is changing.”