Q: What would you get if you crossed a dentist with a weasel?
A: The Tooth Ferret
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Joke #17921
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
Joke #17814
Q: What has lots of teeth but can’t chew?
A: A comb!
George Washington was
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::clenching teeth::
“I’m clenching my teeth”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16524
“Watch your teeth when you bite on them”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15205
“brush your teeth, clean your plate, look-at-my-muscles”
– Dexter’s Laboratory
Quote #14947
“I’ll simply die if I lose anymore teeth”
– from the TV
Joke #13225
Did you hear about the nearsighted dentist who tried to pull a patient’s tooth and ended up removing his tonsils?
Joke #13200
DENTIST’S OATH: “We solemnly swear to extract the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth, so help us God.”
Joke #13126
In a small town out West, a shopper who was looking at many sets of dentures in a store window was arrested for picking his teeth in public.
Joke #13057
Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.”
He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth.
Slowly, I got up and brushed myself off. Making a fist, I walked over to him to prove my point. “Okay,” I said, “Now it’s my turn.” Wham! I punched myself in the mouth and knocked out three teeth.
Joke #13010
DENTIST: “Which tooth is bothering you?”
GANGSTER: “Find it yourself! I’m no stool pigeon!”