“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
velasco – n. a teacher that is a midget
tikitch – n. a parent that goes right into a class during school hours and starts talking to the teacher when they’re not supposed to be there, because the teacher is teaching the class
teachery – n. the witchcraft practiced by all teachers to bring down bad students’s grades and bring good students’s grades up
teacherocracy – n. a government run by teachers
teachering – n. bullshitting from teachers
teacher – n. somebody that gets paid to tell you things you’ll never need to know in real life
supersubstitution – n. a state of emergency in a school or school system where every teacher has a substitute in for them
student – n. a victim of a teacher
;} one that’s forced to listen to loads of bullshit year after year <see teacher>
stirik – n. a fat dog owned by a fat teacher
stedrjik – v. to kick someone out of the class for looking at you. Usually done by a teacher, and no actual kicking involved
sqer – n. a stupid Polish guy that sits at a teacher’s desk and stares at the girls in the room or reads the whole time, and there’s no fucking reason for him being there cause he doesn’t do anything, and the teacher doesn’t even talk to him or acknowledge his existence to the class.
rockburne – n. a teacher that owns a Porsche or Jaguar
professoral – v. to give your professor head for a good grade.
Ex. Chelsea Richardson is a prime example of someone who does professoral to her art teacher.
owbudow – n. a kid in Kindergarten that reaches into his pants and grabs his balls in front of the teacher