TBomb: Boo

davepoobond: AIYEEEEEEEEEEE

TBomb: muahahahaha

davepoobond: get a load of this. this was on the Copyright Office’s FAQ page:

davepoobond:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a form VA application and the $30 filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.

TBomb: hm.

davepoobond: funny huh

TBomb: it does not protect the subject of the photo

TBomb: psh.. sighting of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: took a while man

TBomb: well u could make up the photo and say taht u saw him

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: it doesnt really matter

TBomb: u should do dat

TBomb: put it in ur site

davepoobond: you’re copyrighting the photo though

davepoobond: not what it is of

TBomb: ya

davepoobond: if i took a picture of my comp it would be no more special than a picture of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: lights and i cant be safe

davepoobond: tides that i try to swim againt

davepoobond: against

davepoobond: blahdy blahdy

davepoobond: boy i’m bored

TBomb: wats dat song

davepoobond: cold play – clocks

TBomb: really?

TBomb: hm..

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: i never really listened closely to the lyrics

davepoobond: well you SHOULD

TBomb: AHHA

TBomb: that song gets boring after a while tho

davepoobond: you never know when you might have to sing that song

TBomb: HAHAHAHAH

davepoobond: wtf are you talkin about! the piano makesit all the more exciting

davepoobond: dooba dooba doobaaa dooba dooba dunna dunna dunna

davepoobond: DUNNANUNUNUNA NUNUNANANA

TBomb: it repeats over and over

davepoobond: so

TBomb: so it gets boring

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond: ass

TBomb: HAHAHA

davepoobond: i just killed a moth with my super fast reflexes

TBomb: really?

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: clapped it between my muscular hands

TBomb: i dont like getting near “things”

TBomb: bugs

TBomb: and creepy crawlers

davepoobond: i’da done it with my pecs

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: but it was too high up

TBomb: muscurlar hands

TBomb: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

davepoobond: how was your report card

TBomb: it was good

davepoobond: gpa

TBomb: haha

TBomb: 4.3

davepoobond: woweeee

TBomb: muAHHAHAH

davepoobond: i got a 3.00

TBomb: really?

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: i’d hate to get dat

TBomb: HAHAHAHHAHA

TBomb: i win!

davepoobond: 🙁

TBomb: 🙁

davepoobond: it was the best gpa i’ve ever gotten

TBomb: sure…

davepoobond: it is

TBomb: are you proud of urself?

davepoobond: actually yes

davepoobond: its the first time i’ve ever gotten straight bs

TBomb: wow

TBomb: actually 4.3 is the highest i got

TBomb: last yr it was like 3.5

davepoobond: smart ass

davepoobond: think you’re sooo much better than the rest of us 3.00ers

TBomb: HAHA

TBomb: :-):-):-D

davepoobond: wouldn’t that be great if there were scholarships for guys named david that ran a site called squackle

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: and who’s house smells like a skunk now

TBomb: HAHAHAH

davepoobond: UGGHHH

TBomb: are you gonna put the site thingy in ur file thingy?

TBomb: wats dat thing called

TBomb: DAMMIT!!

TBomb: like all ur awards and crap go in “the file”

davepoobond: ………eh?

TBomb: pro-something

TBomb: or maibne not

davepoobond: profile?

TBomb: no

davepoobond: college application?

TBomb: the thing we did in junior high

davepoobond: psychiatric admittance form?

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: personal porfolio?

TBomb: YES

TBomb: portfolio

davepoobond: i dont have one of those…

TBomb: pro, por watever

davepoobond: the Donnas are sooooo good

TBomb: take it off?

TBomb: HAHAHAHAHHA

TBomb: i dont like dat song

davepoobond: hell yeah man

davepoobond: ah comon

davepoobond: comon and take it off

TBomb: are they new?

davepoobond: TAKE IT OFF!

davepoobond: take it off baby for meeee

davepoobond: that song is, i dont think they are

TBomb: ok

davepoobond: i’ve heard of them before i think

TBomb: :-):-)

TBomb: o

davepoobond: another good band is simple plan

davepoobond: cause they’d do anything

davepoobond: just to hold you in their arms

TBomb: ya

TBomb: i heard

davepoobond: and to fall asleep with you

TBomb: HAHAHAHA

davepoobond: dunununu!

TBomb: dunu?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: the main riff

TBomb: o

TBomb: dunununu

TBomb: i get it

davepoobond: wooooowwwwuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh

davepoobond: guess what that is

davepoobond: you may think it is the guitar solo, but its really the singer

davepoobond: cause that’s what he sounds like

davepoobond: a guitar….solo…

davepoobond: …..

TBomb: huh?

TBomb: wowuah

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: ray

davepoobond: or should i say Raymo Washington

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: wut’d u do for halloweenery

TBomb: stay home and study for tests

TBomb: u?

TBomb: hehe

davepoobond: trick or treated

TBomb: luky

davepoobond: i dressed up as a box, and i put a paper bag on my head

TBomb: omg..

TBomb: are you serious/

davepoobond: yep

TBomb: dats the coolest costume ever!

davepoobond: it was like a mattress type of box

davepoobond: like what a mattress would be if it were a box

davepoobond: and there were arm holes in it for my arms

davepoobond: and a hole for my head

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: my bag had eyeholes in it, and it had a unibrow

TBomb: HAHA

TBomb: its the cardboard monster!

davepoobond: everyone else wasn’t really dressed up as anything

davepoobond: there’s like 3 guys not really dressed up as anything and then a box

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: everyone started calling me sponge bob square pants

davepoobond: that was dumb

TBomb: oh! you shouldve painted urself yellow

davepoobond: the bag was crying blood

davepoobond: nooooooooo

TBomb: dat wouldve been cool

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: it woulda been gay

TBomb: HAHAH

davepoobond: but it was pretty funny

davepoobond: some stupid assholes started punching me and shit too

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: and then they ran away

TBomb: little kids?

davepoobond: no, sophomores

TBomb: HAHAHHAHAHAH

davepoobond: people take advantage of the box

TBomb: poor box

davepoobond: they ran away, so i couldnt really see who it was that actually hit me

davepoobond: i woulda chased after them if i knew

davepoobond: and then beat them on their head

davepoobond: with my 5 pound bag of candy

TBomb: i was a house

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: everyone said “oh that’s creative”

davepoobond: to my costume

TBomb: brb

davepoobond: and some old drunk people laughed at my costume too

davepoobond: one of my friends had a fart machine and made farting noises with it, and they started calling him “fart man”

davepoobond: i’m gonna go actually. go play my gta vice city

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: CRACKERS FOR THA CRACKAS!

TBomb: huh

TBomb: i dont get it

TBomb: polly wants a cracker?

davepoobond: you know what crackers are?

davepoobond: yeah that kinda cracker

davepoobond: and the cracka cracker is a white guy

davepoobond: comon, do i have to explain EVERY joke to you

TBomb: o

TBomb: dat was a joke?

TBomb: hahaha..

davepoobond: …..GET WIT IT RAYMO

TBomb: ha ha ha

TBomb: raymo?? HAHAHAHHAA now dat was funny

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: that’s ur gangster name

davepoobond: Raymo Washington

TBomb: HAHAHAHHAHAH!! wat a cool gangter name

TBomb: raymo

TBomb: raymo

TBomb: raymo

davepoobond: yeah, its a god given talent to make gangster names

TBomb: god given talent.. hah, sure it is…..=/

davepoobond: sure it is, give me another name

TBomb: polly

davepoobond: Polezy Eleven

TBomb: po

TBomb: HAHA

TBomb: jack

davepoobond: Jack Off

TBomb: jackorus twelve

TBomb: HAHAHAH

TBomb: HAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!1

davepoobond: jackorus is good too

davepoobond: Jackorus Off

TBomb: HAHAHA

davepoobond: colin’s gangster name is Bow-Tie H

TBomb: wow. im truly amazed

TBomb: bow-tie………….

TBomb: raymo………

TBomb: polezy

davepoobond: jackorus

TBomb: jack

TBomb: off

davepoobond: Jacoorus

davepoobond: Jakoorus

davepoobond: thats a good name too

TBomb: yep

davepoobond: O:-)

TBomb: did you read teh crucible last yr?

davepoobond: yup

TBomb: did you have to write an essy?

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: wat was ur topic

davepoobond: always have to write an essay

davepoobond: i dont know…lemme look

davepoobond: hmm i dont have it..

TBomb: haha

TBomb: k

davepoobond: i dont think u do

TBomb: for wat

davepoobond: crucible

TBomb: yah, i hafta write an essay

davepoobond: o well. its pry somewhere, i dont know where i put it

TBomb: pry?

davepoobond: probably

TBomb: dats a good one

TBomb: im gonna use dat

davepoobond: i use it all the time

TBomb: ya, i use prolly, but pry’s shorter

davepoobond: prollys kinda old school

davepoobond: its not really gangsta

TBomb: haha

TBomb: icic

davepoobond: take it from the guy from the suburbs of LA

TBomb: haha

TBomb: hey, do you have the good charlotte-the young and the hopeless cd/

davepoobond: no

TBomb: o

TBomb: i thought u had everything

TBomb: 😀

davepoobond: not that cd

TBomb: ROAR

davepoobond: OH MY GODDDD

TBomb: oh ur god?

davepoobond: uh sure

davepoobond: boo

TBomb: AAAAAAAAAaaahhh….>:o

davepoobond: hahaha wuss

TBomb: 😀