“don’t destroy any breath around my table”
– Mrs. Stickums
“don’t destroy any breath around my table”
– Mrs. Stickums
::written on a table::
“I Have GAS”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Table Francisco – ‘Jake’ 7+3 Per. 2 Miss. Pens!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“There is a new thing here. Called a ‘table'”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I would like the first two tables to get them”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
“I’m gonna set up a nice data table for ya”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
“if I have n things, and put them on the table, order matters, how many permutation do I have?”
– Dr. OldNBald
The best exercise you can do to lose weight is to push yourself away from the table three times a day.
The father told his son, “I won’t waste money on pet food. If you want a pet, get one that will eat table scraps.”
The next day the son brought home a termite farm.
My neighbors think they’re big deals just because they have a marble table top. How they had the patience to glue together all those marbles I’ll never know.
A young couple were complaining about their child. It seems that he was very quiet. In fact, he never spoke at all. They didn’t mind this when he was a baby, but when he grew to be eight years old, he still hadn’t uttered a sound. Then all of a sudden at the dinner table one evening, he said, “Pass the salt.”
Shocked beyond belief, the father said, “How come in eight years you never spoke?”
The kid replied, “Well, up to now everything was all right.”
Q: What does a burp have in common with a beautiful linen tablecloth?
A: They both remind you of lunch.
gallet – n. a chair used as a table
toce – v. to eat gum under a table
yranoitcid – n. a baby bashing a butane lighter and a binder clip (in each hand) on a table