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Joke #12633
Things teachers do to drive students nuts: After they ask the class a question, they always call on a kid who doesn’t raise his hand to answer it.
So, remember students: The best way not to get picked to answer a question is to raise your hand wave it wildly as if you know the answer.
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12631
Gym is the only class in school where a student has to do and then think.
Joke #12629
In reform school, the students refer to the library as a “bookie joint.”
Joke #12626
A student raised his hand in class one day and said “Teacher, I’m very sick.”
The teacher asked, “Where does it hurt the most?”
The lad gulped, “At school.”
Joke #12624
Times have changed. Years ago, to get on the good side of his teacher, a kid would bring her an apple. Today he brings her a gallon of gas.
Joke #12622
TEACHER: “Can someone tell us why they hung that painting?”
STUDENT: “Because they couldn’t find the artist?”
Joke #12602
MAN: “I’ll have you know that I’m a captain of industry.”
STUDENT: “So, big deal! I outrank you. I’m a business major.”
Joke #12599
TEACHER: “Morgan, when will you be ready to give me the answer to today’s addition problem?”
STUDENT: “Sum time, teacher, sum time.”
Joke #12589
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “I just had lunch an hour ago.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “You mean you ‘think’ you just had lunch.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “No, I’m sure. I ate six stuffed peppers.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “That’s still no proof. You could think you ate six stuffed peppers. It could all be in your mind.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “That’s impossible, Professor. I know I had lunch because I have indigestion, and it’s in my stomach not my mind.”
Joke #12588
Education has finally come up with an effective way to deal with high school students who are habitual trouble makers. They graduate them!
Joke #12583
Did you hear about the college student who got rally worried that something had happened to his parents? He hadn’t gotten a check from them in weeks.
Joke #12578
PROFESSOR (to biology class): “If you should have a question at any time during the test, just raise your hand. That should allow enough blood to drain from your arm to your brain, so that you can solve your problem on your own.
Joke #12577
Did you hear about the student who was so bad, he came home from school with a note demanding a good excuse for his presence?