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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series The Shoe Salesman

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – QuietForestClearing”. ***

Nightstar: (( oy ))

Taeshira Baku: No I don’t

davepoobond: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO! ::screams across the quiet forest clearing::

Beeezubaby: ok

OnlineHost: srvaughan has left the room.

Beeezubaby: ::dissapointed::

Nightstar: :: the lil girl looks at the screaming man ::

davepoobond: ::jumps around:: i’m a shoe salesman! buy my shoes!

davepoobond: …………or die!!!!!!

Nightstar: …….

Nightstar: stwang man

davepoobond: ::stops near Beeezu:: hey! why do you look disappointed?

davepoobond: if you buy my shoes, you wont be disappointed.

davepoobond: its 100% “real” Shoe Material!

Nightstar: ……..

Nightstar: wealy stwange man

davepoobond: hmm? ::glares at Nightstar:: what’re you lookin’ at kid? you wanna buy some kiddy shoes?

Damon Darkblade: ::picks up the small girl:: Well hello there…

davepoobond: or maybe some shoes for your husband?

davepoobond: hmm? ::looks up a little:: hi.

Nightstar: :: looks at Damon ::

Beeezubaby: ::smiles::

Damon Darkblade: ::tickles her a bit::

davepoobond: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: anyone gonna buy my shoes or not

Damon Darkblade: Nope

Nightstar: :: laughs ::

davepoobond: well….

davepoobond: i dont know what to say.

OnlineHost: Irishfighter has entered the room.

Damon Darkblade: Ummm goodbye?

Damon Darkblade: ::laughs::

davepoobond: ((leave irishfigter. its not good to stay here! leave! there’s mucho violence!))

davepoobond: ((SHIELD YOUR EYES AS YOU RUN AWAY!!!))

Beeezubaby: ::wonders why he is so quiet::

Irishfighter: ::apperes in a crouch in the middle of the clearing::

davepoobond: whats so funny?

davepoobond: why were you laughing?


davepoobond: BUCKOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Damon Darkblade: You want to do something about it?

davepoobond: hmm

Damon Darkblade: ::smirks::

davepoobond: sure.

davepoobond: BRING IT ON, KITTY!

Nightstar: :: looks at Bond ::

Damon Darkblade: ::laughs::

Irishfighter: ::looks at damon::

davepoobond: ::loosens his tie, and puts the briefcase full of shoes down on the floor::

Beeezubaby: [] lol []

davepoobond: ((ah…..whats so funny?))

Nightstar: :: yawns and lays her head on Damons sholder ::

Beeezubaby: [] nothin []

Damon Darkblade: (LMAO)

Nightstar: :: closes her eyes ::

Damon Darkblade: ::carrys the small child off::

OnlineHost: Damon Darkblade has left the room.

davepoobond: what a wuss!

OnlineHost: Nightstar has left the room.

davepoobond: ::runs off after him::

See what happens afterwards at Darkblade Tavern.