indamoose – n. a smoke alarm that can be set off by farts.
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Joke #17957
Q: What should you do if your smoke alarm goes off?
A: Run after it.
Joke #11922
My day started off bad. This morning I slept right through the alarm. To make matters worse it was my smoke alarm. You can’t imagine how depressing it is to open your eyes the first thing in the morning and find yourself ten stories up on a ladder over a fireman’s shoulder.