Q: What do you call four stone presidents with a skin condition?
A: Mount Rashmore (Rushmore).
Tag Archives: skin
what is the largest organ in the human body?
Loading ...Yes or No: can I have your skin?
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“your skin is as gray as yellow”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #12884
When it comes to people’s looks, beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way to the bone.
Joke #11224
Q: How did the kid who was peeling dress when he went out?
A: In layers.
Joke #11223
Q: Why did the sunburned kid suddenly have so many friends?
A: He was so a-peeling.
Joke #11197
Q: What do you call a TV show about two very different sisters with skin problems?
A: “Oppo-zits.”
zitcom
zitcom – n. a funny TV show about kids with skin problems
Joke #10982
Q: Why do burn victims hate hospital food?
A: It makes their skin crawl.
Joke #10980
Q: What’s the theme song from Aliens?
A: “I’ve Got You Under My Skin.”
Joke #10972
Q: Why do doctors study bad skin disorders before prescribing medicine?
A: They don’t want to be rash.
oppat
oppat – n. fish skin
laveer
laveer – v. to take off a teddy bear’s “skin”
suamimi
suamimi – n. elbow skin