smislosed – n. a child that has bought a shotgun
Tag Archives: shotgun
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24576
I love you
You love me
Let’s go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun Bang! Bang! Barney is on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24566
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast,
Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
Jingle Bells Song #24437
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is gay.
The S-mobile lost a wheel
and Dancer took ballet, HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
You are fuckin’ gay.
Jingle Bells,
Go to Hell,
This is goddamn lame.
PS: u suck
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005
I hate you
You hate me
Barney is the cause of World War Three
With some shotguns on our backs
And something with infrared
Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22918
I hate you
You hate me
We’re gonna kill Barney
With a shotgun blast and we’ll toss him down a well,
Barney’s gonna burn in hell.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22121
I hate you
You love me
Let’s get together and
Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.
With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.
Joke #18663
Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Kathryn found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.
“Take it to the police station,” her mother suggested. My friend was about to hang up when her mom added….
“And, Kathryn?”
“Yes, mom?”
“Call them first and let them know you’re coming.”
Quote #15190
“say cheese! …hello!”
::shoots a shotgun twice::
– from the TV
voctest
voctest – v. to shoot a mupatum with a shotgun after you kick him in the face and smack him with the butt of the shotgun
Joke #10297
Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Kathryn found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.
“Take it to the police station,” her mother suggested. My friend was about to hang up when her mom added….
“And, Kathryn?”
“Yes, mom?”
“Call them first and let them know you’re coming.”
sla
sla – v. to shoot Scooby Doo in the head with a shotgun
vwine
vwine – v. to play pretend guitar on a shotgun
vadagar
vadagar – v. to shoot a huge spider with a shotgun