Q: Why did the turtle see a psychiatrist?
A: He wanted to come out of his shell.
Tag Archives: shell
Joke #13083
If I were a turtle, the bank would probably repossess my shell.
Joke #11891
Q: How does a lobster answer the phone?
A: Shello?
Joke #11117
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.