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Joke #5326

There is an American and a Russian arguing about what country was better.

The Russian says, “We were the first to launch a satellite into space.”

The American laughed in his face and said, “that’s nothing, we were the first to land on the moon.”

A Canadian blonde, over hearing the conversation, walks up and says, “That’s nothing, we are gonna be the first to land on the sun.”

The American and Russian looked at each other and said “Are you mad?  You’ll die.”

The blonde responds, “Shows how much you know. We’re going at night.”

Joke #5214: Gotta Go

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take a leak very badly. After a long search he just couldn’t find anyplace to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of business.

Before he could even get unzipped a Moscow police officer said, “Hey you, what are you doing?”

“I gotta go, man,” replied the tourist.

“You can’t go here. Look, follow me,” the policeman offered.

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. “Here,” said the cop, “whiz away.”

The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts right on the flowers. “Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?” asked the tourist.

“No. This is the American Embassy.”