OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RinoasTattoosNStuff”. ***
Rinoa: (brb)
Maron: ::he moved to Rinoa…::
davepoobond: ::he walks in to the tattoo place::
Maron: ::kicks out her chair::Wake up Rin! Give me a Tattoo!
davepoobond: ::he snuffed the air:: smells like
davepoobond: itch cream
Rinoa: (back)
Rinoa: AH!! ::snaps awake::
Rinoa: ::looks at him:: Dude, you could have not tried to give me a heart attack
Maron: ….::grins::so?
Rinoa: So nuthin.
davepoobond: ::was more concerned with the smell, he looks over to rinoa weirdly::
Maron: heh
Maron: Whats up?
Rinoa: Well, I was sleepin till you woke me up. ::smirks:;
Maron: ::grins::give me a tattoo
Rinoa: Why should I?
Maron: cause you love me
davepoobond: i’ll tell all the guys about the itch cream
Rinoa: ::laughs lightly::
Rinoa: :::looks to bond:: Itch cream?
davepoobond: they’ll storm your tattoo shop
Rinoa: What have you been smokin dude?
Maron: ::whispers to Rin::-w- he is always like this
davepoobond: well, i dont smoke, thank you…
Rinoa: ::nods to Marron::
Maron: Well My tattoo
davepoobond: this reminds me of a story….
Maron: damn..
davepoobond: about a person that wanted a tattoo
davepoobond: and get boozed up and barf in a toilet
davepoobond: so he came in to a place called “rinoastattoosnstuff”
davepoobond: but it wasnt this place
davepoobond: nooooooo of course it wasnt
Rinoa: ::clicks her tounge ring against her tounge quirkin her brow a bit::
davepoobond: it looked a lot like this! but it isnt!
OnlineHost: COLT has entered the room.
COLT: ::a 9′ red demon walks in::
davepoobond: see there he is
davepoobond: so he came in, and humped a wall
davepoobond: like so ::displays a hand toward colt::
davepoobond: ok go ahead
davepoobond: <vs> thats your cue
COLT: oh great
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: go ahead
davepoobond: we’re all waiting
COLT: whats goiung on?
Rinoa: Just ignore him. He’s outta his head.
davepoobond: i’m not outta my head! this is a real story!
davepoobond: well, anyway
davepoobond: the guy humped a wall
davepoobond: and this spooty head
davepoobond: named “rinoa”
davepoobond: which wasnt you
davepoobond: ::points to rinoa::
davepoobond: said: “hey…stop humping my wall”
COLT: ::pulls out every piercable limb:: PIERCE ME WOMAN!
davepoobond: “again”
davepoobond: so then the guy said ok
davepoobond: and he said “i demand to get boozed up, see a toilet, and barf in it!”
OnlineHost: COLT has left the room.
davepoobond: but the spooty headed rinoa person didnt tell him
davepoobond: he got mad
davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: that was a nice story, hmm
Rinoa: Dude…you can ya know, LEAVE at anytime.
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: i can leave at anytime i want
davepoobond: got it
davepoobond: ::thumbs up::
davepoobond: ::smile smile, wink wink::
davepoobond: ::nudge nudge::
Rinoa: I meant it as in LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!
davepoobond: wha
Maron: …but he is getting a tattoo with me
davepoobond: yeah, i know i can leave right now
Rinoa: He can get one somewhere else. He’s getting on my nerves.
Maron: …::pouts::please?
davepoobond: nerves
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: that reminds me of a story
davepoobond: there was this guy
Rinoa: Oh gawd not again..
Maron: Dave don’t make me kill you
davepoobond: he came to a tattoo place called “rinoas tattoos n stuff”
davepoobond: he said “i want a tattoo”
davepoobond: the spooty head rinoa said “why should i give you one”
davepoobond: he said “because your a spooty head and i want a toilet under me right now”
Rinoa: Dude what is with you and toilets?
davepoobond: he said “i’m gonna barf!”
davepoobond: so he jumped on the sink
OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has entered the room.
davepoobond: and started making echoing sounds in it
davepoobond: oh, it was so noisy
davepoobond: you could here it for miles
davepoobond: and miles, down the sewers
SoulsOfTheSky: hear***
davepoobond: hear*
davepoobond: so, after he got off of it, there was something in it
davepoobond: he said “you have a dirty bathroom”
davepoobond: and he stuffed it down the sink
davepoobond: and flicked on a switch
davepoobond: it made a whirring sound
davepoobond: he thought he flushed the toilet!
davepoobond: but!
davepoobond: the scary part is
davepoobond: it was the garbage disposer
davepoobond: and pieces flew out of it and got into rinoa’s throat
davepoobond: so he came over and smacked her in the head
davepoobond: like so
davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks her in the head::
davepoobond: thats the heimlech manuever
Rinoa: ::stands up::
davepoobond: but, she wasnt really choking
Rinoa: ::climbs over the bar::
davepoobond: she was doing a new dance called “the universal choke sign”
Rinoa: ::Counter rather::
OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has left the room.
Rinoa: ::goes over to bond and grabs a handfull of hair, runs at the wall and rams his head into the wall::
davepoobond: hahaha ::runs into the wall by himself before rinoa can do anything::
davepoobond: ::he crashes through it and the whole wall came tumbling down, along with “rinoas tattoos n stuff”::
Rinoa: ::snaps and it’s back like it was::
Rinoa: ::sighs and looks to Maron::
Maron: …
Maron: tattoo
Maron: ?
Rinoa: If you get him to leave and not come back, I’ll gladly give you a tattoo.
davepoobond: ::peers his head through the hole he made:: how’d you do that?
Maron: nu…
Maron: he getting one too
Rinoa: He can get Chris Craven to do his!
davepoobond: chris craven?
davepoobond: i met him last week
davepoobond: i sorta ate him….
davepoobond: but oh well
davepoobond: he was a little weird
davepoobond: ::appears behind rinoa and blows a horn in her ear:: happy new year!
Rinoa: ::turns slowly to face him and smacks him in the face:: Leave me alone.
davepoobond: ::smacked in the face:: so i it that we cant go on a date then?
Rinoa: Hell no we can’t go on no date.
Maron: ::he sorta growled as his hair spiked up on end his hair flashing a golden Blond and staying
davepoobond: too bad
davepoobond: ahh…whatcha doin marron? ::back up a bit::
Maron: his eyes glazed over a dark emerald…His aura moved about him as he drew his sword and sent
Maron: a fist into his back then the sword hilt into his head::
Maron: -SSJ2 Aura ADC +40 WE-
davepoobond: ((bot?))
davepoobond: ((lol))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 5 391-sided dice: 152 309 191 254 293
Maron: [ Maron rolled 829 hit points. ]
davepoobond: ::he turned his body into Gundam: DeathScythe Hell Custom and sent his Zantetsuken at him:
davepoobond: ~Zantetsuken~
davepoobond: (lvl 2 trans, WE +55, aura, ADC +160)
davepoobond: (lvl 4)
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 9 524-sided dice: 150 348 399 260 186 268 455 486 256
Maron: «|» 2142 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
davepoobond: ((wow))
Maron: -counter WE Aura ADC +640 SSJ2-
Maron: -level 5-
davepoobond: ::he transforms his sword into a new sword::
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 709 948 541 16 801 894 462 708 190 692
Maron: «|» 5280 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ::and he blasted at Marron with a Mega-Tera-Giga Flare Combo at him::
Maron: Whore!
davepoobond: (counter counter lvl 5, ADC +640, WE +70, aura)
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((can’t do that!))
davepoobond: ((says whooooo))
Maron: ((me))
Maron: ((You don’t got a WE +70 first of all))
Maron: ((and you just did a level 4))
davepoobond: ((afraid i’ll whup you?))
Maron: ((so he fatigued from that))
davepoobond: ((this is pretty much FF))
Maron: ((::grins::fine fine))
davepoobond: ((lets have a little fun))
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 568 158 35 649 57 569 89 975 604 434
Maron: «|» 3468 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 553 419 406 903 99 243 118 740 143 629
Maron: «|» 3513 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 164 917 696 298 656 11 376 589 302 885
Maron: «|» 4217 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 369 478 592 95 564 952 316 411 808 338
Maron: «|» 4183 – Total [Maron ]«|»
Maron: (TOW!))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 984 927 68 530 557 315 183 863 431 130
Maron: «|» 4265 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ~total 11190
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 918 619 197 278 514 443 440 952 108 710
Maron: «|» 4439 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 250 472 724 842 781 220 72 803 785 770
Maron: «|» 4993 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 688 534 369 582 697 515 884 224 564 200
Maron: «|» 4517 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 316 665 109 502 883 567 273 114 404 6
Maron: «|» 3167 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 798 782 29 651 354 393 898 879 227 916
davepoobond: ((mine is a series of 3 attack, lol))
Maron: «|» 5235 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 462 700 203 120 756 66 681 67 646 471
Maron: «|» 3469 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 659 319 189 368 623 903 101 275 19 850
Maron: «|» 3622 – Total [Maron ]«|»
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 605 141 316 474 532 881 342 157 964 589
Maron: «|» 4261 – Total [Maron ]«|»
davepoobond: ((i add them up))
OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 879 820 373 318 234 847 453 14 729 586
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
davepoobond: ((stoppit!))
davepoobond: ((lol))
davepoobond: ((still here? ::pokes rinoa-mun::))
OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.
Rinoa: ((ya))
Maron: ((LMAO!!))
davepoobond: ((scroller!))
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((thats like 50k dmg))
Maron: ((you dead!))
davepoobond: ((nuuhhhh))
Maron: ((yah!))
davepoobond: ((you have to beat 11190 with one roll))
davepoobond: ((lol))
Maron: ((>.>…<.<;; ::goes off to RP Marron in a tub of Hot Chocolate Ice cream::))
davepoobond: ((ooh! i wanna come too))
OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.
OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has entered the room.
davepoobond: ((::sigh::))
davepoobond: ((oh well))
MyLeftTesticle: ::looks around::
MyLeftTesticle: Alright…Who wants some?
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a small red and white pokeball::
Rinoa: Oh gawd…
MyLeftTesticle: I choose you, Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at Dave and hits him in the head::
Rinoa: ((*CLICK*))
MyLeftTesticle: Oops
MyLeftTesticle: Sorry aboot that, I’m a beginner…
davepoobond: ((lol))
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out another pokeball::
MyLeftTesticle: Alright, this time I got it…
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws it and it goes through a window::
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
davepoobond: hmm
MyLeftTesticle: heh
MyLeftTesticle: I want a tattoo and stuff
davepoobond: use your electric shaver!
MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t have one, I’m only 9 years old
davepoobond: stupid kid
MyLeftTesticle: I’m not stupid
davepoobond: everyone has have one by then!
MyLeftTesticle: I’m just a bit slow
MyLeftTesticle: They do?
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm, why don’t I have one then?
davepoobond: you must be a loser
MyLeftTesticle: I just came here to get a tattoo and stuff
MyLeftTesticle: And I aint a loser
OnlineHost: Vyper has entered the room.
MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a third pokeball:: Say I’m a loser again and you’ll feel the wrath of my other pikachu
Vyper: ::the door opens silently and a figure slips in::
Vyper: ::he smiles, nodding to rinoa and walks over to her::
MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at the newcomer::
MyLeftTesticle: ::hits him in the head::
Rinoa: ::looks to Petr and smiles::
Rinoa: Hi
Vyper: ::shakes his head at MyLeftTesticle::
MyLeftTesticle: Why aint my pokemon coming out???
Vyper: ((try rolling dice))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Why?))
Vyper: ::shakes his head:: pokemen?
MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice suck))
Rinoa: Oi…
Rinoa: Don’t ask
Vyper: ((nothing happens 100% of the time))
Vyper: ((that’s why dice work))
MyLeftTesticle: ((No they don’t))
MyLeftTesticle: ((dice suck))
Vyper: ::smiles at rinoa and hugs her::
MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice are for losers))
Vyper: ((besides, I would bet money I could kill you at pokemon, and I hate that game))
Rinoa: ::hugs back:: How have you been?
Vyper: pretty good
Rinoa: ((lol))
Rinoa: ::nods::
MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a level 100 MewTwo))
davepoobond: ((so what))
Rinoa: ((Pokemon sucks, so who really cares?))
MyLeftTesticle: ((So, I could whoop his arse))
davepoobond: ((thats nothing, compared to a lvl 80 sandslash))
Vyper: ((you too ?))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Really?))
davepoobond: ((yeah))
Vyper: ((Articuno, Mewtoo, Charizard, Gengar, Vaporeon, and a few others, all 100))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Well, I have a Lv 100 JumpingPopMungamar))
Vyper: ::shakes his head at rinoa::
Vyper: I usually love video games, but that one… no
MyLeftTesticle: ((I hate you))
Rinoa: ::chuckles:: Same here
MyLeftTesticle: ((video games suck))
MyLeftTesticle: ((Pokemon rules))
Vyper: ((pokemon is a video game moron))
Vyper: ((grow up))
MyLeftTesticle: ((you’re a loser cause you don’t like pokemon and you like dice))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I am grown up))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m 25 years old))
Rinoa: ((OMG))
Vyper: ((then you’re just really immature))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I am not))
MyLeftTesticle: ((::sticks his tounge out at him::))
Rinoa: ((You must be one of those people who don’t have a life and like…worship pokemon.))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a life))
Rinoa: ((::shudders::))
MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m a pimp))
MyLeftTesticle: ((You wanna be one of my hoes?))
Rinoa: ((You aren’t a pimp))
MyLeftTesticle: Well, i gtg
MyLeftTesticle: was fun messing with y’all
OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has left the room.
Vyper: right…
Rinoa: Oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay….
davepoobond: okay
Rinoa: So what have you been doin Petr?
Vyper: I”ve been doing alright
Rinoa: I asked what you’ve been doin hun. ::smirks::
Vyper: hehe
Vyper: ::smiles:: absolutely nothing
Rinoa: Oh?
Vyper: ::nods::
OnlineHost: Relm has entered the room.
Vyper: ::does a little dance::
Relm: ::In stepped that tall, slender female, icy hues glancing about the room curiously. She
Vyper: brb
Relm: couldn’t help but smile as she saw her loved one dance.::
OnlineHost: Vyper has left the room.
OnlineHost: Relm has left the room.
davepoobond: …….