Q: What’s worse than a hoarse caroller?
A: A reindeer that’s afraid of heights.
Tag Archives: reindeer
Joke #13800
Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.
Joke #13779
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin with Rudolph?
A: A very formally dressed reindeer.
Joke #13776
Q: Which reindeer helps you keep your bathroom clean?
A: Comet.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13770
Q: What’s worse than a grouchy Santa?
A: A reindeer with a charley horse.
Joke #13757
Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
A: Because moose can’t fly, silly!
Joke #13728
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Joke #13724
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!
Joke #13720
Q: Where do reindeer go to dance?
A: Christmas balls.