“It’s been raining hard all day, but right now, its letting up”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: rain
Quote #13970
“who left her skates here, outside in the rain?”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13966
“the rain fell to the wet concrete”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13392
“you can always tell when it is raining–the little squeegies!”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13311
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is a change in the weather.
Joke #12811
There was this dumb trout who jumped out of the lake and up into the rain because he was tired of taking baths and felt like a shower instead.
Joke #12393
MR. BROWN: “I am very worried. It’s raining so hard and my wife is downtown.”
MR. GREEN: “Don’t worry! She’ll most likely go into some store and shop until it stops raining.”
MR. BROWN: “That’s what I’m worried about.”
Joke #12150
During a cloudburst two football captains met in the middle of the flood field for the coin toss.
“Are we really going to play in this downpour?” one captain asked the referee.
“That’s right,” the referee replied. “Now which end of the field do you want?”
Shaking his head in disbelief, the captain answered, “We’ll receive downstream.”
Joke #11982
I’m a loser. If it was raining soup, I’d be standing outside with a fork.
Joke #11729
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Joke #11412
Brother: Dad says we can go to the carnival on Thursday.
Sister: But it’s supposed to rain on Thursday.
Brother: Well, if it rains we’ll go the day before.
Joke #11400
Susan: I hope the rain keeps up.
Peter: Why?
Susan: So it won’t come down!
Joke #10728
Q: What doesn’t get wet when it rains?
A: The ocean.
Joke #7843
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
A: Because the kids have to play inside all day.
Joke #7829
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.