Q: Where do you find prehistoric cows?
A: In a mooseum.
Tag Archives: prehistoric
Citrus Swing
Citrus Swing – n. a prehistoric swing ride in which a giant orange slice spins around, swinging people sitting on giant birds tied up with a rope to the orange
Fruity Fling
Fruity Fling – n. a prehistoric “scrambled eggs” kind of ride in which you sit in a bowl of Fruity Pebbles filled with milk
Gigantasaurus Coaster
Gigantasaurus Coaster – n. a prehistoric roller coaster that is a gigantasaurus is used as a roller coaster <see gigantasaurus>
Ferristoric Wheel
Ferristoric Wheel – n. a prehistoric ferris wheel, in which an octopus with 8 huge, pitted cherries cut in half are used as seats