gassy poop – n. a poop so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles
Tag Archives: poop
gafiody
gafiody – n. a bunch of ducks that fly in a V and all poop at the same time, totally destroying anything underneath them
fly by
fly by – n. the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a frequent flyer. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom
filliponi
filliponi – n. a pony that hasn’t pooed for quite some time
fernaca
fernaca – n. soft poop
fencl
fencl – n. a planet with a core of poo
fecerratie
fecerratie – v. to poo pee and pee poo at the same time
fec
fec – v. to poo pee
faloofnoof
faloofnoof – n. a bum who eats his poop then throws up on people
extice
extice – v. to pick up a piece of poop and put it on your floor
escapee
escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy
erratie
erratie – v. to pee poo
encrapment
encrapment – n. entrapment, but something to do with a bathroom or poop
eburm
eburm – n. a rare virus that joins the stomach and bowels together and makes the victim vomit up poo
dushku
dushku – n. an animal that eats poop