Q: What do you call Australian animal after it gets run over by a truck?
A: A duck-billed splattypus.
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Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
True or False: Platypus
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quackam – n. the sound a platypus makes
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fecknikovf – v. to fuck the pupil of a duck billed platypus’ eye