davepoobond: hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch
davepoobond: this is david johnson
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: whats with the language
PISSER1: david
davepoobond: sorry momma brought me up different than tom
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: Interesting.
PISSER1: so toms the good boy
davepoobond: i guess
davepoobond: if you can call him that
davepoobond: but he is a little on the gay side
davepoobond: “momma knows best” she always said
PISSER1: why hes not good?
davepoobond: no..
PISSER1: so than what is tom
davepoobond: a little gay
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: How old are you?
davepoobond: 15
PISSER1: n how old is tom?
davepoobond: uhhh
davepoobond: 17 or something
PISSER1: lolol
PISSER1: u dono how old ur brother is
davepoobond: nope
davepoobond: do you
PISSER1: yep
PISSER1: no
PISSER1: thats why i asked u
davepoobond: yeah he’s 17
PISSER1: ok
davepoobond: one time he brought one of his friends home
davepoobond: and i heard giggling sounds from his room
davepoobond: the door was closed
davepoobond: we have thin walls, so i hear everything
PISSER1: lmaoooooooooo
PISSER1: u only heard the giggling? maybe they were watching a funny movie
davepoobond: trust me. he wasn’t
davepoobond: he doesnt even have a tv in his room
davepoobond: he humps the mattress. did he tell you that?
davepoobond: it takes him a half an hour to finish
davepoobond: i hear the bed knocking against the walls all the time
PISSER1: lololol
davepoobond: its really annoying
PISSER1: u are crazy
davepoobond: thats what happens!
davepoobond: everyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyyyyyy
davepoobond: sometimes 2 times a day!
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: he’s like my alarm clock in the morning
PISSER1: haha, what time?
davepoobond: 3:40
davepoobond: sometimes later, but not really
PISSER1: thats early
davepoobond: he’s like a fucking machine
davepoobond: i cant do it more than 1 time every 9 hours
PISSER1: thats crazy
davepoobond: i addressed him about it, but he said he didn’t know what i was talking about
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: he’s a momma’s boy
PISSER1: n what are u
davepoobond: she taught HIM how to masturbate, but not me
PISSER1: rofl
PISSER1: wtf
PISSER1: thats sick
davepoobond: yeah well, what am i gonna do about it
davepoobond: he’s kinda wacky when it comes to that
davepoobond: i mean he made this screen name
PISSER1: LOL
PISSER1: sounds like ur mom is wacky too
davepoobond: passes along in the family
davepoobond: but me, i take after my grandma
davepoobond: snorting coke, smoking weed, drinking booze
PISSER1: rofl
PISSER1: well, thats good!
PISSER1: BRB
davepoobond: ok
PISSER1: back
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: tom has a typewriter
PISSER1: oh yea?
PISSER1: like a word processer?
davepoobond: …no…
davepoobond: a typewriter
davepoobond: manual
davepoobond: like in the porno movies
davepoobond: cuz they can’t actually afford computers
PISSER1: ooo
PISSER1: rofl
davepoobond: i’ve got a massive dong
PISSER1: INteresting
PISSER1: thanx for telling me
davepoobond: its like 8===========================================================> this big
PISSER1: wow thats huge
davepoobond: but tom’s is o-<
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: thats sad isnt it
davepoobond: yeah kinda
davepoobond: but he was the momma’s boy
davepoobond: i was more pappa’s boy
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: I c! so maybe that could be it
davepoobond: he always told me “massive dongs = get big tits”
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: ur dads pretty wacked too
davepoobond: eh yeah well, thats the johnson spirit for you
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: whats the nationality of the johnsons?
davepoobond: polish
davepoobond: the polish have nice sausages. if you get what i’m saying
davepoobond: all except tom
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: i feel sorry for tom
PISSER1: he doesnt seem to fit into the fam
davepoobond: why cuz he has a small penis?
davepoobond: yeah well, he’s got an envelope full of men’s torsos
davepoobond: i mean, its not a letter envelope
davepoobond: but a manila one, those big huge ones
PISSER1: rofl
davepoobond: most of them are firefighters
davepoobond: wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders
davepoobond: and fireman helmets
PISSER1: what?
davepoobond: ok, they dont have shirts right
davepoobond: they have pants on
davepoobond: no shoes or socks
davepoobond: suspenders
davepoobond: on their shoulders, and helmets
PISSER1: yea
PISSER1: they have shoes
PISSER1: and socks rofl
davepoobond: not these
davepoobond: amazing what you can find on the internet these days
davepoobond: tom’s kinda like a swinging door
davepoobond: sometimes he’s straight, but sometimes he’s open…..if you get what i mean
davepoobond: i oughtta get going now
davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later
PISSER1: rofl ok
PISSER1: Bye
davepoobond: i have to get to sleep b4 tom starts jacking off
davepoobond: otherwise i wont be able to go to sleep till 12
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: ur too funny
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: why thank you