Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?
A: “Season’s greetings!”
Tag Archives: pepper
Joke #22783
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get jalapeno business.
Joke #18129
He’s so dumb all he could pass in school was the salt and pepper.
Quote #16087
“Pepper berries are small”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #12589
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “I just had lunch an hour ago.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “You mean you ‘think’ you just had lunch.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “No, I’m sure. I ate six stuffed peppers.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “That’s still no proof. You could think you ate six stuffed peppers. It could all be in your mind.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “That’s impossible, Professor. I know I had lunch because I have indigestion, and it’s in my stomach not my mind.”
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.