dork – n. a whale dick
Tag Archives: penis
dominant penis
dominant penis – n. one of two penises from the same male, taking control and or abusing the other
dicky
dicky – n. an attractive dick ready for the suckling.
Ex. Dave, suck my dicky.
dick
dick – n. what all guys are :D. fuck off
;} something of mine that you can suck, bitch.
Ex. (if you’re a guy) YOU
Ex. If you have a dick, you have a brain.
diaz
diaz – v. to cover one’s oversized erection with ones necktie. Just jerk it to get rid of it. Then it will shrink and you won’t have to hide it.
Ex. Whoa that fat guy just pulled a diaz.
d-hole
d-hole – n. dick hole
corbcock
corbcock – n. a narrow and U-shaped penis. lick my balls.
Ex. I hate my corbcock.
cocksuckingwhore!
cocksuckingwhore! – n. a whore that sucks cock.
Ex. Your sister.
cock stab
cock stab – v. to jam your penis into your lovers eye
cockasuckamachina
cockasuckamachina – n. a thing that sucks cock all day long, like a fucking machine!
Ex. Bob Phillips
circle rub
circle rub – n. when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.
Ex. Jordon does the circle rub twice a day.
chode
chode – adj. when one’s penis is wider than it is long
;} n. the flap of skin between your balls and butthole
Ex. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>
choad
choad – n. a penis that is as long as it is wide
capper
capper – v. to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick Capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs and got kicked out of the house as a result.
Ex. When going to the toilet you’d capper and piss.
campbulate
campbulate – adj. to be excessivly gay
;} v. to have an addiction towards sucking cocks.
Ex. Matthew Kust is campbulated toward his father.