lyrad – n. a detachable penis set which includes a long kabasa sausage labeled “casual”
Tag Archives: penis
klinkle
klinkle – n. when two faggots play swords with their penises.
Ex. Brett and Derek started klinkling, but Brett won because he had a reach advantage.
kamil
kamil – n. a huge cock.
Ex. 1: I have a kamil. ^_^ Your huge cock (if you have one)
2: I bet you that i have the biggest “Kamil” in the world.
3: Ya, I’m a “kamil” and guess what? My name is kamil! lol, ya this is that kamil from St. Hysanth ^_^ hi guys!
humber
humber – n. to put a Bugle (a corn snack) on your penis like a party hat
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh G. Rection – n. the man who found out what an erection is. The G. stands for gonads. When he found out about this he yelled out at the top of his lungs “Holy shit, look at my huge erection.” Thats what he thought of calling it. Later on in life he died of aids and being raped 20 times by a man and a lady 2 weeks later
Herban Delgado A.K.A Peely Dick
Herban Delgado A.K.A Peely Dick – n. a sick mother fucker whoms dick is peeled and tells his freinds its a sign of puberty.
haugeerf
haugeerf – n. a poor fat skank you licks her nipples and sucks her toes with jelly and penis cream also while thinking “I really wish Matt was here”
guidenfo
guidenfo – n. male genitallia in a box
gifford
gifford – v. to shoot microwaves at someone’s penis and make it shrink
gepawaqu
gepawaqu – v. to inject cocaine into your penis
gaytha
gaytha – n. a woman with 38DD tits who can really suck a dick
;} an ex-girlfriend with a 38DD bra that can (and will) suck the head right off your dick, without you even asking her to
fuck snap
fuck snap – n. the act of snapping ones penis during elephant sex
fornification
fornification – n. the fact of doing the…um…you know…heheh…that thing,…the nasty thing…that humans do…where a guy sticks his willy in the willy hole…you know…hehehehh.
Ex. I fornicated my wife today, she wasn’t as good as the donkey that I was fornicatin’ last night!
foohop
foohop – v. to chop someone’s penis off
flop out
flop out – v. to pull the front of your pants down and expose your dick