1. Get into a car, but have someone else drive it
2. hold a pencil to a piece of paper that is reinforced by something
3. As you go along let the pencil move as the road gets bumpy or whatever. You have to hold the pencil lightly enough that it’ll write but move when there are bumps or whatever
4. There. You have the signature of the road! Label it, and save it, or burn it…we don’t care.
zèzè – n. a mechanical pencil with a plastic tube in it to put the lead in
xolaz – v. to steal broken pencils
viorst – v. to make Japanese letters with pencil parts
strip-a-pencil – v. to “strip” a mechanical pencil by taking off its pieces until there is no more to take off it
smarglif – n. a penguin glued on a pencil
simp – v. to balance on pencils
rrnunurrru – n. the sound an electronic pencil sharpener makes. For longer sharpening, the word starts over from the beginning.
Ex. rrnunurrrurrnunurrrurrnunurrru
ristumisimo – n. a pencil full of bite marks
ristu – n. a pencil with a little bit of bite marks
rista – v. to bite a pencil
rae – v. to tap your pencil on an empty chalk tray <see chalk tray>
penciless box – n. a pencil box with no pencils
penciless – adj. to be without a pencil or pencils
nyoobaloo – v. to write on your body with a pencil