Q: What did the oyster say to the gem?
A: “What’s a nice pearl like you doing in a place like this?”
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Joke #12899
There was a girl who dropped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. So she started dating older gentlemen and ended up getting a diamond out of an old crab.
Joke #11127
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.