TRAVELLER: “Is this my plane?”
STEWARD: “No, it belongs to the airport.”
TRAVELLER: “Very funny. Can I take it to Paris?”
STEWARD: “Okay, but bring it back first thing in the morning.”
Tag Archives: Paris
Joke #10462
Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?
A: H.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What is in the middle of Paris?
A: The letter R.
Joke #9082
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Joke #7839
Q: What is a parasite?
A: Something you see in Paris.