Q: Why does a female praying mantis eat the head off her mate?
A: She thinks she’s Ozzy Osbourne.
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Joke # 11121
Q: Why didn’t Ozzy Osbourne make it as a zookeeper?
A: He kept eating the bats.
Joke #11091
Q: Why did Ozzy Osbourne get fired from his job at the candy store?
A: He couldn’t stop biting the heads off the chocolate bunnies.