Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Coatmeal.
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Joke #18053
Q: What do goats eat for breakfast?
A: Goatmeal.
Queer-ker Oatmeal
(a guy with a big purple pirate hat walks to the middle of the screen)
Queer-ker Pirate: Hello, I’m the Queer-ker Pirate. Buy my oatmeal. Its real. Its a real meal, that is. Hahaha….
(Queer-ker Pirate walks away)
(end)
Why Doctors Are Called Quacks
“Doc” “Shrink” “Quack?” Why are doctors called quacks? My Doctor told me to take a bath in Oatmeal when I told him I had itchy skin. Now tell me, how is a doctor NOT a quack? I had a Math Teacher who couldn’t speak clearly and couldn’t teach (in fact he got fired from the excessive complaints). He wasn’t Mr. Jamin*…he was Dr. JAMIN*. Doctors are all around us. I mean look at the silly quotes they make up: “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor away.” Hell if that were true I’d eat more apples then Washington State ever had! I mean if you ever watch any commercials about medicine you’ll hear: ” 9 out of 10 doctors agree that so-and-so medicine works.” It seems to me that quacks can never make up there mind! It’s always 7 out of 10 or 18 out of 20, but never 20 out of 20! I bet the medicine companies had to bribe doctors to agree with each other, let alone actually support the medicine. Bottom line is: DOCTOR’S ARE QUACKS!
*His name was changed to keep him private and to hide his true stupidity to the outside world.
oatomim
oatomim – n. nutritious oatmeal.
Ex. Billy-John eat your oatomim!
Oatmeal
Oatmeal is really pointless. When you eat oatmeal, you don’t actually EAT it. You just move around your teeth, pretending like you’re actually doing something with the oats, when you’re not, and just pretty much swallow it the way you put it in your mouth. There’s no point in chewing, had it not been for the way oatmeal sticks together. Oatmeal is dumb. You put sugar on it, but it really doesn’t do much good even then. Ooh, wow. A sugary taste. Wheee!