ssucsuch – n. a bed made out of Snickers bars
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The Celebration of Nothing
The Celebration of Nothing – n. an annual celebration that celebrates nothing. The concept of nothing is just that — nothing. There is no reason to really be celebrating, but you do anyway. This is the very basis of the Celebration of Nothing. To celebrate for the sake of celebrating. The Celebration of Nothing is a week-long event that occurs on the third week of July.
fohlagem
fohlagem – n. a fundraiser that only gets one dollar
chirpachee
chirpachee – n. an atheist virgin
The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna
The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna – n. the place where Dacky Duck is said to have resided for a period of time. No one knows if he’s still here, or somewhere else. Members of the Squacklanity religion come by to worship Dacky Duck. The real Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna is an unlocated place.
Squacklanity
Squacklanity – n. the religion of Squackle! followers. It’s basically an off-shoot of Christianity except God is Dacky Duck.
Rave’n
Rave’n – n. the holy book of the Ravist religion. Full of different “prescriptions” of Ecstasy and tells you what other household drugs can help you rave better.
Ecstasy
Ecstasy – n. the God/drug that makes a Ravist rave better
ravist
ravist – n. one who is a follower of Ravism
Ravism
Ravism – n. the religion in which all social gatherings somehow turn into raving parties. Ecstasy is the God they pray to.
National Gear-Yourself-Up-For-Another-Year Day
National Gear-Yourself-Up-For-Another-Year Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 31st. Yes, this is New Year’s Eve, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate another day along with the holiday that occurs on the day you’re celebrating your day on
National Hate-A-Toy Day
National Hate-A-Toy Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 25th. Yes, this is Christmas, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate another day along with the holiday that occurs on the day you’re celebrating your day on.
National Have-Two-Slow-Dances-In-One-Night Day
National Have-Two-Slow-Dances-In-One-Night Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 15th. Only occurs when it is a Friday.
National Mother’s-Birthday Day
National Mother’s-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 10th
National Male-Friends’-Birthday Day
National Male-Friends’-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 2nd.