The Shocker – n. a sexual activity where you shock your partner in bed while fingering her (with two fingers) and you slide your pinky into her shitter. AKA: “two in the pink, one in the stink” , “two in the goo, and one in the poo”
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The Robbins Brothers
The Robbins Brothers – n. gay gay gay gay brothers that own an engagement ring store chain that has 10,000 rings and make equally (or more) gay commercials advertising for their stores, making you not want to shop at their store, but wanting to kill them instead
The Power Dump
The Power Dump – n. <see wet cheeks poop>
The Pooping Friends Network (PFN)
The Pooping Friends Network (PFN) – n. a group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of out of the closet poopers and identify safe havens <see out of the closet poopers and safe havens>
The Pie Wash
The Pie Wash – n. a machine that spins around and “pie” stuff comes out of hoses onto you as you turn around in a chair
The Pie Slide
The Pie Slide – n. a slide that ends up in a giant “pie”
The Pie Pod
The Pie Pod – n. a machine that launches “pies” at you while you sit in a chair that is “pumped up to the right position”
The Pie Coaster
The Pie Coaster – n. a roller coaster that has you ride into a huge “pie,” hanging vertically, and high enough to only get your head or top half of your body hit with the “pie”
theophagy
theophagy – n. the ritual practice of God-eating
Lick & Stick
Lick & Stick – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the The Old 1-2.
The Old 1-2
The Old 1-2 – n. a sex act where you eat the girl’s pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
Ex. I’d sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
The Bump n’ Dump
The Bump n’ Dump – n. a part of an obstacle course that has bumps, making you get off the course (which is bad)
The American Nightmare
The American Nightmare – n. the opposite to The American Dream in which as time goes on, you’re so bad off, you wish you were dead so you’d be happier than you are alive
thas
thas – n. the feminine way to say the (plural) (like “las” in Spanish)
tharu
tharu – n. a “hepeppeppepechoo!” sneeze