How about that Rock and Roll singer whose last record was a big flop? His manager says he’s suffering from a slipped disc.
Tag Archives: music
Joke #12600
“Did the music teacher actually say your voice was heavenly?”
“Well, she did say it was unearthly.”
Joke #11927
Musicians who have a number-one tune are able to buy whatever they want for a song.
Joke #11913
Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A: A symphony!
Joke #11339
Q: What do you say when someone drops something at ska band practice?
A: Pick it up pick it up pick it up.
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke #10954
Q: What is the most musical piece of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
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Another variation of the same joke:
Q: What is the most musical piece of a chicken?
A: The drumstick.
Joke #10734
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band.
tataounie
tataounie – n. a “love song” compilation album with the Star Wars Imperial March song on it
rop
rop – n. polite rap
qlasiqal music
qlasiqal music – n. new classical music
faylo
faylo – n. big music
humca
humca – n. a punk compilation CD
yotomo
yotomo – n. a CD in which 2 bad artists come together to make another bad CD
alment
alment – n. an R&B compilation CD